You Might Be A Ricer If:

mdvaldosta · August 14th, 2005, 09:12 PM

Muahaha, this will surely get Si's attention1

So, without further adou... you might be a ricer if:

1. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission!
2. You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
3. You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds
4. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can't out run a stock Mustang! Bwahahah!

ok, carry on.

2000Si · August 14th, 2005, 10:28 PM

hahaha I love the automatic thing.

Bossman351 · August 14th, 2005, 10:30 PM

How about :

If your spoiler cost more than your body kit and the body kit cost more than the car?

If your mod list reads Body kit, rims, exhaust tip, neon kit, spoiler, stickers, seatbelt covers and $1000 worth of stereo equipment.

mdvaldosta · August 14th, 2005, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by 2000Si

hahaha I love the automatic thing.

ahhh busted!

lemon · August 14th, 2005, 10:40 PM

you might be a mestic if:

your engine is not what it used to be last week

you watch in disgust when the lanes in front of you are filled with fart cans

matt0114 · August 14th, 2005, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by mdvaldosta

Muahaha, this will surely get Si's attention1

So, without further adou... you might be a ricer if:

1. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission!
2. You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
3. You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds
4. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can't out run a stock Mustang! Bwahahah!

ok, carry on.

dont tell anyone, but i did that one time when i had my good ole chevrolet beretta z26.

Bossman351 · August 14th, 2005, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by lemon

you might be a mestic if:

your engine is not what it used to be last week

you watch in disgust when the lanes in front of you are filled with fart cans

If you wear a mullet and talk trash about what it is to be a ricer?????

matt0114 · August 14th, 2005, 10:44 PM

but, noone here has a mullet do they

lemon · August 14th, 2005, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Bossman351

Originally Posted by lemon

you might be a mestic if:

your engine is not what it used to be last week

you watch in disgust when the lanes in front of you are filled with fart cans

If you wear a mullet and talk trash about what it is to be a ricer?????

i never had a mullet...

JRuckas · August 15th, 2005, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Bossman351

How about :

If your spoiler cost more than your body kit and the body kit cost more than the car?

i like this one and can also add to it.... if you can pick up russian radio stations from your satallite shapped spoiler, you might be a ricer....

Horseshoeing · August 17th, 2005, 08:23 AM

If your name is SI

2000Si · August 17th, 2005, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Horseshoeing

If your name is SI

Twist 2 Go · August 18th, 2005, 03:01 PM

you ricers could always enlarge this pic and sit it on the dash

Jinxed · August 18th, 2005, 03:16 PM

A bumper sticker I think I'm gonna order :wink

Horseshoeing · August 18th, 2005, 04:52 PM

Ricers are just puck kids trying to look cool

marcuslee842 · August 18th, 2005, 06:08 PM

HAHA that's funny. I have an auto and sometimes when I'm waiting for a train to pass or something I put the auto in neutral and lift the E-brake so I don't have to put it in park or keep my foot on the brake. Does that make me a ricer?

lemon · August 18th, 2005, 07:23 PM

there is an street interchange (remount & rivers) that i can prolly put down, up, and down again if i catch the light turning red... and i have to put the car in park, and pull the e..

ive only put the top up once, thats all, and i was bored waiting for the light to change...

2000Si · August 18th, 2005, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by marcuslee842

HAHA that's funny. I have an auto and sometimes when I'm waiting for a train to pass or something I put the auto in neutral and lift the E-brake so I don't have to put it in park or keep my foot on the brake. Does that make me a ricer?

If there's a car sitting next to you that you're revving at while staring at the driver with an evil grin... then yes. yes you are.

Aliate X · August 18th, 2005, 08:54 PM

If you try to race cars that are obviously faster than you with a serious face.

If you drive down the quater mile with one hand on the top of the wheel and leaned back.

Horseshoeing · August 19th, 2005, 11:17 AM

If you think your car is fast because it has a fart can on it.

August 14th, 2005, 09:12 PM	#1
mdvaldosta MM Fanatic 2002 Mustang GT 11.47@120.58 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Valdosta, GA Posts: 3,940 iTrader: 0 reviews	You Might Be A Ricer If: Muahaha, this will surely get Si's attention1 So, without further adou... you might be a ricer if: 1. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission! 2. You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs. 3. You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds 4. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can't out run a stock Mustang! Bwahahah! ok, carry on.

August 14th, 2005, 10:30 PM	#3
Bossman351 Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: On the trailer.......broke. Posts: 1,258 iTrader: 0 reviews	How about : If your spoiler cost more than your body kit and the body kit cost more than the car? If your mod list reads Body kit, rims, exhaust tip, neon kit, spoiler, stickers, seatbelt covers and $1000 worth of stereo equipment. __________________

August 18th, 2005, 08:54 PM	#19
Aliate X Regular Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 213 iTrader: 0 reviews	If you try to race cars that are obviously faster than you with a serious face. If you drive down the quater mile with one hand on the top of the wheel and leaned back. __________________ Everything + Nitrous

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August 17th, 2005, 08:23 AM	#11
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August 18th, 2005, 06:08 PM	#16
marcuslee842 Regular 1999 Mustang GT Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 114 iTrader: 0 reviews	HAHA that's funny. I have an auto and sometimes when I'm waiting for a train to pass or something I put the auto in neutral and lift the E-brake so I don't have to put it in park or keep my foot on the brake. Does that make me a ricer?

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lemon Enthusiast 1999 GT Rag never@ran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 697 iTrader: 0 reviews	there is an street interchange (remount & rivers) that i can prolly put down, up, and down again if i catch the light turning red... and i have to put the car in park, and pull the e.. ive only put the top up once, thats all, and i was bored waiting for the light to change...

August 19th, 2005, 11:17 AM	#20
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	If you think your car is fast because it has a fart can on it.

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