Choosing A Wife

WAR-PARTY · December 19th, 2007, 12:16 PM

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much

Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Triple A · December 19th, 2007, 12:18 PM

haha, nice

GTsetGO · December 19th, 2007, 12:19 PM

HMUSN · December 19th, 2007, 12:19 PM

haha

Phoenixx · December 19th, 2007, 12:33 PM

Lmao nice!

tsp_2177 · December 19th, 2007, 12:33 PM

MIKE 04 GT · December 19th, 2007, 12:50 PM

Thats Funny

moke176 · December 19th, 2007, 03:30 PM

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2007, 03:38 PM

I like tits

Countryboy_99 · December 19th, 2007, 03:51 PM

LMAO!!!

December 19th, 2007, 12:16 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

December 19th, 2007, 12:19 PM	#3
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December 19th, 2007, 12:19 PM	#4
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December 19th, 2007, 12:33 PM	#5
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December 19th, 2007, 12:33 PM	#6
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December 19th, 2007, 12:18 PM	#2
Triple A Shake Me Like A Monkey Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,010 iTrader: 1 reviews	haha, nice

December 19th, 2007, 12:50 PM	#7
MIKE 04 GT Regular 04 MUSTANG GT 14.5 @ 97.2 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SC Posts: 312 iTrader: 0 reviews	Thats Funny

December 19th, 2007, 03:30 PM	#8
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December 19th, 2007, 03:38 PM	#9
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	I like tits __________________

December 19th, 2007, 03:51 PM	#10
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