2nd Opinion FTW

oldernewbie · December 19th, 2007, 03:59 PM

Eek!!!
PRICELESS...

The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in
20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and start a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need.. . a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Bill tried on t he sui t. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear ? "

Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I' ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, frowning, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and
Give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2007, 04:01 PM

LMFAO

TurboLX · December 19th, 2007, 04:02 PM

That sucks!!

Luis_GT · December 19th, 2007, 04:22 PM

I heard it before... and it's still funny as hell

Phoenixx · December 19th, 2007, 04:46 PM

Poor guy! But LMAO that is priceless

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2007, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Phoenixx

Poor guy! But LMAO TheUNZippee! is priceless and incredibly sexy! If we were both single, I would.... *censored*

I'm honored, ma'am. *bow*

lol

Reset · December 19th, 2007, 06:02 PM

hahahahahahahhha
that is THE BEST joke EVER posted here

hahahahha

MustangMatt96GT · December 19th, 2007, 06:29 PM

OMG That is just Funny as hell

smoke-em · December 19th, 2007, 06:32 PM

Good shit

December 19th, 2007, 03:59 PM	#1
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	2nd Opinion FTW Eek!!! PRICELESS... The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and start a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need.. . a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Bill tried on t he sui t. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know? "Been in the business 60 years!" Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear ? " Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I' ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, frowning, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and Give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

December 19th, 2007, 04:02 PM	#3
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December 19th, 2007, 04:46 PM	#5
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 681 iTrader: 0 reviews	Poor guy! But LMAO that is priceless __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

December 19th, 2007, 06:29 PM	#8
MustangMatt96GT Proud American 1996 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 10,692 iTrader: 3 reviews	OMG That is just Funny as hell __________________ RIP Travis Billings Special Thanks to: Andrews Racing Transmissions Baseline Suspensions 25.3 SFI Chassis Build Never Lift Racecars

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