Dad At The Mall

DanishStallion · January 3rd, 2008, 10:10 AM

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

06RedfireGT · January 3rd, 2008, 10:24 AM

GTsetGO · January 3rd, 2008, 11:02 AM

that's frickin awesome brah.

Phoenixx · January 3rd, 2008, 11:33 AM

Oh wow... that was awesome

riceburnin03 · January 3rd, 2008, 11:44 AM

that is funny as shit

whitemustang02 · January 3rd, 2008, 11:53 AM

lmfao

WAR-PARTY · January 3rd, 2008, 12:35 PM

Brake out Vinney re-post on one of mine!!!

HMUSN · January 3rd, 2008, 12:36 PM

^ yup

MustanG_guy17 · January 3rd, 2008, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Brake out Vinney re-post on one of mine!!!

LOL warparty is mad

06RedfireGT · January 3rd, 2008, 01:39 PM

I thought this sounded familiar.

B0B · January 3rd, 2008, 02:06 PM

lol thats fuckin hilarious.

Onemanzu · January 3rd, 2008, 02:41 PM

WP did it

k2boarder3187 · January 3rd, 2008, 02:50 PM

MSO · January 3rd, 2008, 02:59 PM

with my superior spelling i must be in a time M A H I N E

lmao

k2boarder3187 · January 3rd, 2008, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by MSO

with my superior spelling i must be in a time M A H I N E

lmao

lol i didnt spot that before i posted it..

Dansby · January 3rd, 2008, 03:41 PM

Hahaha! Thats freakin awesome.

nba1341 · January 3rd, 2008, 04:08 PM

1FastFox · January 3rd, 2008, 05:02 PM

That joke is old, I remember hearing that one back in high school ( which I have been out of for almost a decade... )

Tony_90fox · January 3rd, 2008, 05:32 PM

good joke though!

Racerchik02 · January 3rd, 2008, 05:38 PM

repost or not...its funneh!

January 3rd, 2008, 10:10 AM	#1
DanishStallion Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 670 iTrader: 0 reviews	Dad At The Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' __________________ www.irmfclub.com

January 3rd, 2008, 10:24 AM	#2
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January 3rd, 2008, 11:02 AM	#3
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January 3rd, 2008, 11:33 AM	#4
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January 3rd, 2008, 11:44 AM	#5
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January 3rd, 2008, 11:53 AM	#6
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January 3rd, 2008, 12:35 PM	#7
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Brake out Vinney re-post on one of mine!!! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

January 3rd, 2008, 12:36 PM	#8
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	^ yup __________________

January 3rd, 2008, 01:39 PM	#10
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,492 iTrader: 2 reviews	I thought this sounded familiar. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

January 3rd, 2008, 02:06 PM	#11
B0B Boost gets you laid 2001 Mustang GT 12.93@113.7 (on the 18's) Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Milton, WA Posts: 2,609 iTrader: 2 reviews	lol thats fuckin hilarious. __________________ '01 GT. Just a couple Bolt-ons. 0rwhp 0rwtq. Epic Turbo build in progress 2003 Rubicon (wheelin rig) 2008 Silverado 4x4 (towin rig/road queen) 2009 KTM 450 XC-W (Brap Brap!)

January 3rd, 2008, 02:41 PM	#12
Onemanzu ¡ʇsnq ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Looking for free hand jobs in poland springs nebraska... silly gooses Posts: 12,550 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	WP did it __________________ My Foz

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January 3rd, 2008, 02:59 PM	#14
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	with my superior spelling i must be in a time M A H I N E lmao __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

January 3rd, 2008, 03:41 PM	#16
Dansby Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange, Texas Posts: 2,285 iTrader: 1 reviews	Hahaha! Thats freakin awesome.

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January 3rd, 2008, 05:02 PM	#18
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	That joke is old, I remember hearing that one back in high school ( which I have been out of for almost a decade... ) __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

January 3rd, 2008, 05:32 PM	#19
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	good joke though! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

January 3rd, 2008, 05:38 PM	#20
Racerchik02 Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the other side of the screen... Posts: 696 iTrader: 0 reviews	repost or not...its funneh! __________________ Preview for Street Racers Gone Wild - Putfile.com "The Official Hottie of MM" The Future Mrs. Mofobucs

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