My Private Part Died Today -

WAR-PARTY · January 8th, 2008, 02:30 PM

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
Home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace,
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You are going to love this !!!!!!!!!!!)

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

06RedfireGT · January 8th, 2008, 02:32 PM

ahahaha

tsp_2177 · January 8th, 2008, 02:33 PM

thetrooper31 · January 8th, 2008, 02:33 PM

Racerchik02 · January 8th, 2008, 02:40 PM

BWAL09 · January 8th, 2008, 02:50 PM

i did that one time..

ok, i lied. i do it everyday.

Luis_GT · January 8th, 2008, 03:01 PM

vfast · January 8th, 2008, 07:58 PM

*L*

January 8th, 2008, 02:30 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,142	My Private Part Died Today - An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You are going to love this !!!!!!!!!!!) "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing." __________________

January 8th, 2008, 02:33 PM	#3
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