When girls drink..........FUNNY!!!

Twist 2 Go · October 9th, 2005, 12:02 AM

A friend of mine sent this to me, with a note saying we know a few girls like this..

When girls drink...

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WEVE SUDDENLY DECIDED WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT.

4.. ON OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.. WE DROP OUR 3AM SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.

6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. (

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! WE LOVE THAT SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. (

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (WE THINK) CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE THINK WE'RE IN BED, EVEN THOUGH THE PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." (

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. (

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE'RE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

turp · October 9th, 2005, 07:43 AM

Aliate X · October 9th, 2005, 12:08 PM

lol thats actually pretty funny.

lemon · October 10th, 2005, 01:09 AM

QuickStang · October 10th, 2005, 01:19 AM

LoL

Hourofpain · September 3rd, 2007, 06:52 PM

Bump

03 R Code · September 3rd, 2007, 06:54 PM

#17 is great!

Drick · September 3rd, 2007, 06:54 PM

How old is this thread

nba1341 · September 3rd, 2007, 06:58 PM

2 years OLD

Onemanzu · September 3rd, 2007, 07:01 PM

a lil under two years old but still funny as hell

Luis_GT · September 3rd, 2007, 07:02 PM

lol

232stang · September 3rd, 2007, 07:04 PM

LOL #16 actually happened at this party this weekend. me and a friend were in the bathroom and this girl comes barging in and sits down on the toilet and its closed. she realized a few seconds later it was funny.

and then there was this other chick who instead of trying to dance on a table, was trying to dance on a computer chair. if i wouldnt have tried to catch her, she wouldve hit her head on the brick fireplace.

Hourofpain · September 3rd, 2007, 07:09 PM

i love bringing back the old

BWAL · September 3rd, 2007, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by 232stang

LOL #16 actually happened at this party this weekend. me and a friend were in the bathroom and this girl comes barging in and sits down on the toilet and its closed. she realized a few seconds later it was funny.

and then there was this other chick who instead of trying to dance on a table, was trying to dance on a computer chair. if i wouldnt have tried to catch her, she wouldve hit her head on the brick fireplace.

was your friend a male friend? if so, what were you and him doing in the bathroom?

...homo

232stang · September 3rd, 2007, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 232stang

LOL #16 actually happened at this party this weekend. me and a friend were in the bathroom and this girl comes barging in and sits down on the toilet and its closed. she realized a few seconds later it was funny.

and then there was this other chick who instead of trying to dance on a table, was trying to dance on a computer chair. if i wouldnt have tried to catch her, she wouldve hit her head on the brick fireplace.

was your friend a male friend? if so, what were you and him doing in the bathroom?

...homo

nah it was a female

dont worry bout what we were doing. lets just say the one who pissed on the seat joined us

mustang1072 · September 3rd, 2007, 07:22 PM

LOLOL... that was pretty funny

Luis_GT · September 3rd, 2007, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by 232stang

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 232stang

LOL #16 actually happened at this party this weekend. me and a friend were in the bathroom and this girl comes barging in and sits down on the toilet and its closed. she realized a few seconds later it was funny.

and then there was this other chick who instead of trying to dance on a table, was trying to dance on a computer chair. if i wouldnt have tried to catch her, she wouldve hit her head on the brick fireplace.

was your friend a male friend? if so, what were you and him doing in the bathroom?

...homo

nah it was a female
dont worry bout what we were doing. lets just say the one who pissed on the seat joined us

MSO · September 3rd, 2007, 08:24 PM

+1 on the bs

and i've seen girls get drunk and jus start crying for no reason

funniest shit i've ever seen, esp when im drunk

Onemanzu · September 3rd, 2007, 08:28 PM

MSO when he is drunk!!

don't know why he has tits when he is drunk...

MSO · September 3rd, 2007, 08:30 PM

um can i get that pic w/o the nipple blocked out?

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Twist 2 Go Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Chesapeake, Virginia Posts: 1,716 iTrader: 0 reviews	When girls drink..........FUNNY!!! A friend of mine sent this to me, with a note saying we know a few girls like this.. When girls drink... 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WEVE SUDDENLY DECIDED WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT. 4.. ON OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5.. WE DROP OUR 3AM SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT. 6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. ( 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! WE LOVE THAT SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. ( 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING. 11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (WE THINK) CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 14. WE THINK WE'RE IN BED, EVEN THOUGH THE PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR. 15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." ( 16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. ( 17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 18. WE'RE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK. 20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. __________________ 88 Mustang Coupe 2006 FFW Richmond True Street Runner-Up www.rickscarcare.net

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MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	+1 on the bs and i've seen girls get drunk and jus start crying for no reason funniest shit i've ever seen, esp when im drunk __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

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