Canadian Job Opportunity

WAR-PARTY · January 11th, 2008, 02:43 PM

The Zippie goes into the Job Center in Toronto, Ontario and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to
learn more.

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind
the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it
is. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the
gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so
that they're ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There's an
annual salary of $55,000, but you're going to have to go to
Peterborough. That's about 150 kms from here."

"Oh why, is that where the job is?"

"No sir - that's the end of the line up for the position!"

TheUNZippee! · January 11th, 2008, 02:44 PM

LOL

p.s I actually grew up in Toronto

HMUSN · January 11th, 2008, 02:44 PM

lol

January 11th, 2008, 02:43 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Canadian Job Opportunity The Zippie goes into the Job Center in Toronto, Ontario and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There's an annual salary of $55,000, but you're going to have to go to Peterborough. That's about 150 kms from here." "Oh why, is that where the job is?" "No sir - that's the end of the line up for the position!" __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

January 11th, 2008, 02:44 PM	#3
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