why men shouldnt write advice columns

nes · January 17th, 2008, 01:09 AM

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to
him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.

Walter

Cricket · January 17th, 2008, 01:19 AM

What was wrong with Walters advice?

97GT4.6 · January 17th, 2008, 01:50 AM

haha maybe the fact that she doesn't give a damn about the car, but her husband. and if thats sarcasm, consider this some more to go along with it

lmao

Reset · January 17th, 2008, 03:19 AM

ahahahha good one

Hourofpain · January 17th, 2008, 12:12 PM

Repost

Vinyl66 · January 17th, 2008, 12:15 PM

HoP official new title: Modded Mustangs Repost Alarm Sounder

Cricket · January 17th, 2008, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hourofpain

Repost

I think your thinkin of the one where the dude hides by his car to catch his girlfriend cheating or something and notices like paint swirls or something.

01VBmustang · January 17th, 2008, 02:01 PM

haha thats awesome

katsulas · January 17th, 2008, 02:13 PM

lol, but you have to wonder about the guy. A smart man would make sure his wifes car wasn't going to break down until after she got to work.

707Stang · January 17th, 2008, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by katsulas

lol, but you have to wonder about the guy. A smart man would make sure his wifes car wasn't going to break down until after she got to work.

+1

nba1341 · January 17th, 2008, 03:24 PM

i got a good laugh out of that

vfast · January 17th, 2008, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Hourofpain

Repost

aw the repost police has struck again

94v6blkndred · January 17th, 2008, 07:58 PM

haa nice

January 17th, 2008, 01:09 AM	#1
nes Enthusiast Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 962 iTrader: 0 reviews	why men shouldnt write advice columns Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter __________________ silver 98gt, blown- sold laser red 98gt, stock- gave away stormy blue 09 mazda3-traded 09 subaru wrx- soon to be 12 sec. daily driver 1988 gt- toy

January 17th, 2008, 01:50 AM	#3
97GT4.6 Hardcore Enthusiast 97 GT 14.2@99.8 @ 4800 ft Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Fort Collins and Pueblo, Colorado Posts: 2,347 iTrader: 1 reviews	haha maybe the fact that she doesn't give a damn about the car, but her husband. and if thats sarcasm, consider this some more to go along with it lmao __________________ Cammed 2v Built By MustangMatt More mods than times your daughter has slept around

January 17th, 2008, 12:12 PM	#5
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,526 iTrader: 0 reviews	Repost __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

January 17th, 2008, 12:15 PM	#6
Vinyl66 Anatidaephobic 1966 Vinyl Mustang 2012 Hyundai Elantra GLS Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,353 iTrader: 0 reviews	HoP official new title: Modded Mustangs Repost Alarm Sounder __________________ Pittsburgh Steelers/Penguins/Pirates FTMFW!!!!!

January 17th, 2008, 03:24 PM	#11
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,197 iTrader: 0 reviews	i got a good laugh out of that __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

January 17th, 2008, 02:01 PM	#8
01VBmustang Regular 2001 Mustang Convertible Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 154 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha thats awesome

January 17th, 2008, 02:13 PM	#9
katsulas Newbie 96 GT Vert Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Montana Posts: 33 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol, but you have to wonder about the guy. A smart man would make sure his wifes car wasn't going to break down until after she got to work.

January 17th, 2008, 07:58 PM	#13
94v6blkndred Hardcore Enthusiast 02 Turboed Saleen Clone faster than my v6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,552 iTrader: 0 reviews	haa nice

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