Payback is Hell...

oldernewbie · January 18th, 2008, 05:17 PM

This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is alldear, let's go to the cashier.'I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

TheUNZippee! · January 18th, 2008, 05:24 PM

I love vaginas

thetrooper31 · January 18th, 2008, 05:27 PM

ahahahhaa thats great

01VBmustang · January 18th, 2008, 07:57 PM

LOL..too weak

06RedfireGT · January 18th, 2008, 08:00 PM

Thats great

nba1341 · January 18th, 2008, 08:34 PM

I love penises

HMUSN · January 18th, 2008, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by nba1341

I love penises

WilltheThrill · January 18th, 2008, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT

Thats great

+1

vfast · January 19th, 2008, 10:23 AM

repost

Regency 2007 · January 19th, 2008, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I love vaginas

No you don't, I saw the way you ate that hotdog at NBA's party last week.

TheUNZippee! · January 19th, 2008, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Regency 2007

No you don't, I saw the way you ate that hotdog at NBA's party last week.

mmm meat

JASonic · January 19th, 2008, 12:12 PM

Thats a great story. Thats what she gets... nothing! Just like the dude in Caddyshack "You'll get nothing and like it!"

My wifes a nympho. I used to think I was alone with this problem but its funny how many guys have wives that go through their "peak" later in like their 30's. And you better be able to at least try and keep up or she'll be straying. I feel like Al Fucking Bundy some days.

Racerchik02 · January 19th, 2008, 01:18 PM

OMG that is the greatest ever!!!!

GTsetGO · January 19th, 2008, 01:22 PM

still good even though i have heard it before

January 18th, 2008, 05:17 PM	#1
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Payback is Hell... This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is alldear, let's go to the cashier.'I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

January 18th, 2008, 05:27 PM	#3
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January 18th, 2008, 08:00 PM	#5
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January 18th, 2008, 08:34 PM	#6
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,194 iTrader: 0 reviews	I love penises __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

January 19th, 2008, 10:23 AM	#9
vfast Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: shimmy shack takeout Posts: 1,084 iTrader: 0 reviews	repost __________________ EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION:cool: 6'ers are for kids 1965 chevelle SS 421 sbc 6 speed, 3.90 gears,alum d-shaft, brodix heads,roller cam,925 AED carb...grocery getter[COLOR="Red"]RIP[/COLOR]

January 18th, 2008, 07:57 PM	#4
01VBmustang Regular 2001 Mustang Convertible Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 153 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL..too weak

January 19th, 2008, 12:12 PM	#12
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	Thats a great story. Thats what she gets... nothing! Just like the dude in Caddyshack "You'll get nothing and like it!" My wifes a nympho. I used to think I was alone with this problem but its funny how many guys have wives that go through their "peak" later in like their 30's. And you better be able to at least try and keep up or she'll be straying. I feel like Al Fucking Bundy some days.

January 19th, 2008, 01:18 PM	#13
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January 19th, 2008, 01:22 PM	#14
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