teddy bears (joke)

Drgnracin72 · January 24th, 2008, 03:48 PM

Teddy Bears

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf
a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top
shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection
of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive,
but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually
is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was
it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom
shelf."

Onemanzu · January 24th, 2008, 03:52 PM

B0B · January 24th, 2008, 04:00 PM

hah!

TurboLX · January 24th, 2008, 04:13 PM

Phoenixx · January 24th, 2008, 04:36 PM

lmao

smoke-em · January 24th, 2008, 04:41 PM

carnies

Juggalo_X · January 24th, 2008, 05:08 PM

Lmao

tsp_2177 · January 24th, 2008, 05:10 PM

January 24th, 2008, 03:48 PM	#1
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,638 iTrader: 2 reviews	teddy bears (joke) Teddy Bears A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

January 24th, 2008, 03:52 PM	#2
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