LETTER FROM A FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)

WAR-PARTY · January 24th, 2008, 07:52 PM

Repeat but well worth the read.

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to
join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay
in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell
Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine
some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split,
fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there 's
warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal,
eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak,
fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you
can always sit by th e two city boys that live on coffee. Their food,
plus yours, holds you until noon < /SPAN>when you get fed again. It's no
wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon
sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my
place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our
mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back
in trucks.

The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant
is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school
board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother
you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with
laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The
bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't
shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie
there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own
cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat
training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real
careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that
ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that
Tug Jordan from over in Devils Lake . I only beat him once . He joined
up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8"
and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join
before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter, Alice

MustangMatt96GT · January 24th, 2008, 07:55 PM

OH dang! That is good!

Phoenixx · January 24th, 2008, 08:07 PM

Lmao!

JASonic · January 24th, 2008, 08:13 PM

Thats good! Dont fuck with Alice, thats for sure.

TurboLX · January 24th, 2008, 08:25 PM

RavensChild · January 24th, 2008, 09:02 PM

^agreed

HMUSN · January 24th, 2008, 09:03 PM

hahaha

Cesar2cool · January 25th, 2008, 01:09 PM

hahahah Sweeet..OORAH!

echo3romeo46 · February 6th, 2008, 05:39 PM

hahaha oldie but goodie!

Fryrice · February 6th, 2008, 05:44 PM

lol thats good.

Hey whats wrong with city boys ?

yojoe600 · February 6th, 2008, 05:50 PM

thats funny i was like daughter what? hahaha

707Stang · February 6th, 2008, 07:15 PM

it's good but i found only one prolem, teh title, females go to the island. Parris Island.

Drick · February 6th, 2008, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Fryrice

lol thats good.

Hey whats wrong with city boys ?

You cant skin a buck or run a trout line. Cause us country boys can survive

Oh and the fact you cant shoot high powered rifles in your front yard without getting in trouble

(as said by Hank Williams JR)

GreenFaleen · February 6th, 2008, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by 8t6gt

You cant skin a buck or run a trout line. Cause us country boys can survive

(as said by Hank Williams JR)

hell yeah

Fryrice · February 6th, 2008, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by 8t6gt

You cant skin a buck or run a trout line. Cause us country boys can survive
Oh and the fact you cant shoot high powered rifles in your front yard without getting in trouble

(as said by Hank Williams JR)

I cant fuck my sister either.

707Stang · February 6th, 2008, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Fryrice

I cant fuck my sister either.

I'll take 'er off yer hands!

J/K J/K

Fryrice · February 6th, 2008, 07:47 PM

^ lol

Drick · February 6th, 2008, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Fryrice

I cant fuck my sister either.

I dont thats gross

But check it out Fry here is the 8t6 abode

Well until I move in with you of corse. My house is the on in the upper right corner

Fryrice · February 6th, 2008, 07:48 PM

Shit man. Theres like only 1 house for 20 miles ?

How the hell do you have interweb ?

Drick · February 6th, 2008, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Fryrice

Shit man. Theres like only 1 house for 20 miles ?

How the hell do you have interweb ?

I got dial up there. But im in Indianapolis right now so I got high speed here. Thats my house in MI. I can show you my apartment in Indy but its just the average apartment thrown in town

January 24th, 2008, 07:52 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	LETTER FROM A FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Repeat but well worth the read. Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there 's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by th e two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon < /SPAN>when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Devils Lake . I only beat him once . He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Alice __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

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February 6th, 2008, 05:39 PM	#9
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February 6th, 2008, 05:44 PM	#10
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February 6th, 2008, 07:48 PM	#19
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