Cleaning my Engine Bay (joke)

Dansby · January 25th, 2008, 02:32 PM

This really just happened.

Im texting my girlfriend and shes at school and I go, "Hey, I'm gonna go clean my engine." She put a smiley face. I was like, what? She goes, your going to "clean your engine" :]. And I was like, ohh...you thought I ment jack off, and she was like, well ya, what did you mean? I go...no, im actually going to clean my engine bay, haha. She got mad...haha.

Dirty girl. But I love her, haha.

whitemustang02 · January 25th, 2008, 02:38 PM

LOL
that is funny

whiteboycustom · January 25th, 2008, 03:31 PM

niceeeeee.......for that tonight u should piihb and be like this is for the MM guys!!!!!

vfast · January 25th, 2008, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by jdansby1

This really just happened.

Im texting my girlfriend and shes at school and I go, "Hey, I'm gonna go clean my engine." She put a smiley face. I was like, what? She goes, your going to "clean your engine" :]. And I was like, ohh...you thought I ment jack off, and she was like, well ya, what did you mean? I go...no, im actually going to clean my engine bay, haha. She got mad...haha.

Dirty girl. But I love her, haha.

what does that say about you or her that she smiles when you masterbate?

Drick · January 25th, 2008, 03:44 PM

HAHAHAHAH She loves it when you jack off eh

Dansby · January 25th, 2008, 03:46 PM

Haha, it turns her on. Go firgure...haha.

weems · January 25th, 2008, 04:05 PM

i agree, piitb

Dansby · June 9th, 2008, 08:58 PM

Just read this again, it made me laugh, haha.

RavensChild · June 9th, 2008, 08:59 PM

bwahaha i guess she likes it when you jack off as 8t6 said.

And i agree that tonight you piitb

futureMACH1racer · June 9th, 2008, 09:04 PM

PIITB, or lose your man card. The girl is a freak.

zinc02GT · June 9th, 2008, 09:04 PM

if i said that ot my girlfirend shed say... "you and your car...its never clean enough is it" then shed laugh...

she isnt as perverted as I want her to be...

Dansby · June 9th, 2008, 09:04 PM

Little late. We broke up, haha.

Dansby · June 9th, 2008, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by zinc02GT

if i said that ot my girlfirend shed say... "you and your car...its never clean enough is it" then shed laugh...

she isnt as perverted as I want her to be...

Hahaha! My ex knows how much I love my car though, haha.

futureMACH1racer · June 9th, 2008, 09:06 PM

My gf would be my ex if she said such a thing.

zinc02GT · June 9th, 2008, 09:06 PM

yeah... im always cleaning my car and doing shit ot it and she likes it, but I can see where it annoys her sometimes...

I was at the beach and had bugs covereing my front bumper. I started to head out there iwth a wet rag and she was like yo ugo out there and your not getting laid...

FUCK

Dansby · June 9th, 2008, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by zinc02GT

yeah... im always cleaning my car and doing shit ot it and she likes it, but I can see where it annoys her sometimes...

I was at the beach and had bugs covereing my front bumper. I started to head out there iwth a wet rag and she was like yo ugo out there and your not getting laid...

FUCK

Life choices man. You gotta make 'em.

But hey, atleast your bumper got clean!

zinc02GT · June 9th, 2008, 09:09 PM

no my input shaft did...

ROFL

Dansby · June 9th, 2008, 09:10 PM

Haha!

After ya'll were done, you shoulda walked out and walked back in with a wet rag and headed towards your car! hahaha!

zinc02GT · June 9th, 2008, 09:15 PM

actually....

it wasnt dirty before I headed home. well put it that way.

it to clean... somehow. i dont know how

RavensChild · June 9th, 2008, 09:15 PM

jdan: lol yeah

January 25th, 2008, 02:32 PM	#1
Dansby Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange, Texas Posts: 2,313 iTrader: 1 reviews	Cleaning my Engine Bay (joke) This really just happened. Im texting my girlfriend and shes at school and I go, "Hey, I'm gonna go clean my engine." She put a smiley face. I was like, what? She goes, your going to "clean your engine" :]. And I was like, ohh...you thought I ment jack off, and she was like, well ya, what did you mean? I go...no, im actually going to clean my engine bay, haha. She got mad...haha. Dirty girl. But I love her, haha.

January 25th, 2008, 02:38 PM	#2
whitemustang02 MM's official Chevy guy 2002 Mustang V6 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 2,026 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL that is funny __________________ "Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Theodore Roosevelt "Any idiot can make a V8 fast, it takes a real idiot to make a fast V6". '02 Mustang N/A 4.3 stroker away for winter '72 Chevelle project car 454 coming '93 Bronco EFI 351W DD

January 25th, 2008, 03:44 PM	#5
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,365 iTrader: 1 reviews	HAHAHAHAH She loves it when you jack off eh __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

June 9th, 2008, 09:04 PM	#10
futureMACH1racer Honeybadger is Crazy 2008 F-250 Super Duty Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 10,901 iTrader: 0 reviews	PIITB, or lose your man card. The girl is a freak. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

June 9th, 2008, 09:04 PM	#11
zinc02GT HUGE RED HEADED DUDE W/FIVE-OH 2011 Mustang GT 12.1 @ 116 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 5,349 iTrader: 1 reviews	if i said that ot my girlfirend shed say... "you and your car...its never clean enough is it" then shed laugh... she isnt as perverted as I want her to be... __________________ Mods in garage. New mods, new track times soon.

January 25th, 2008, 03:31 PM	#3
whiteboycustom El Conquistador 83 coupe Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: vidor,texas Posts: 1,148 iTrader: 0 reviews	niceeeeee.......for that tonight u should piihb and be like this is for the MM guys!!!!!

January 25th, 2008, 03:46 PM	#6
Dansby Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange, Texas Posts: 2,313 iTrader: 1 reviews	Haha, it turns her on. Go firgure...haha.

January 25th, 2008, 04:05 PM	#7
weems Tech Exchange Head Honcho 2003 SVT Cobra 11.70 @ 121 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Forsyth/Statesboro, GA Posts: 9,055 iTrader: 3 reviews	i agree, piitb

June 9th, 2008, 08:58 PM	#8
Dansby Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange, Texas Posts: 2,313 iTrader: 1 reviews	Just read this again, it made me laugh, haha.

June 9th, 2008, 09:06 PM	#14
futureMACH1racer Honeybadger is Crazy 2008 F-250 Super Duty Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 10,901 iTrader: 0 reviews	My gf would be my ex if she said such a thing. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

June 9th, 2008, 09:09 PM	#17
zinc02GT HUGE RED HEADED DUDE W/FIVE-OH 2011 Mustang GT 12.1 @ 116 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 5,349 iTrader: 1 reviews	no my input shaft did... ROFL __________________ Mods in garage. New mods, new track times soon.

June 9th, 2008, 09:10 PM	#18
Dansby Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange, Texas Posts: 2,313 iTrader: 1 reviews	Haha! After ya'll were done, you shoulda walked out and walked back in with a wet rag and headed towards your car! hahaha!

June 9th, 2008, 09:15 PM	#19
zinc02GT HUGE RED HEADED DUDE W/FIVE-OH 2011 Mustang GT 12.1 @ 116 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 5,349 iTrader: 1 reviews	actually.... it wasnt dirty before I headed home. well put it that way. it to clean... somehow. i dont know how __________________ Mods in garage. New mods, new track times soon.

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