This Is What Your Wife Thinks About You

Horseshoeing · September 19th, 2006, 06:13 AM

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary

woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
back,were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Bish · September 19th, 2006, 08:00 AM

LMAO

00EXPD · September 19th, 2006, 02:30 PM

LOL

orangeRcode · September 19th, 2006, 02:35 PM

haha

itschristorres8 · September 19th, 2006, 05:24 PM

LMAO

B0mb3r645 · September 19th, 2006, 09:46 PM

Wow, I really have to watch out for Pit Bull's now, no wonder my fiance wants one.

TurboLX · November 14th, 2007, 08:01 PM

Ninjawafers! · November 14th, 2007, 08:05 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

TheBusher · November 14th, 2007, 08:12 PM

Lmfao!!!

mattstang · November 14th, 2007, 08:12 PM

pretty good

speedybolt · November 14th, 2007, 08:15 PM

B0B · November 14th, 2007, 08:45 PM

classic

06RedfireGT · November 14th, 2007, 08:59 PM

WAR-PARTY · November 14th, 2007, 09:42 PM

LOL

MSO · November 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM

TurboLX · November 14th, 2007, 10:03 PM

and not one of you have realized how old this thread is

BWAL · November 14th, 2007, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

and not one of you have realized how old this thread is

i did.. thats why i didnt post in it lol

September 19th, 2006, 06:13 AM	#1
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	This Is What Your Wife Thinks About You A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back,were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."

September 19th, 2006, 08:00 AM	#2
Bish Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 768 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAO __________________ Bish

September 19th, 2006, 02:35 PM	#4
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September 19th, 2006, 05:24 PM	#5
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September 19th, 2006, 09:46 PM	#6
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September 19th, 2006, 02:30 PM	#3
00EXPD Newbie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 36 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL

November 14th, 2007, 08:01 PM	#7
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November 14th, 2007, 08:12 PM	#9
TheBusher Hardcore Enthusiast 2002 Chevrolet Impala ??? Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Posts: 2,241 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lmfao!!!

November 14th, 2007, 08:12 PM	#10
mattstang Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,761 iTrader: 1 reviews	pretty good

November 14th, 2007, 08:15 PM	#11
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November 14th, 2007, 08:45 PM	#12
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November 14th, 2007, 09:42 PM	#14
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November 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM	#15
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