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Old February 2nd, 2008, 01:28 AM   #1
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WP at the Chief's Club


As some of you know I'm a retired Navy Man, so this could be a true story. Only my wife, who out ranks me, can tell you the truth!

At The Chiefs Club

Two Navy Chiefs, War-Party and his running mate are getting shitfaced at the Club when suddenly War-Partym throws up all over himself.

"Damn,now my wife will kill me!"

The other chief says,

"Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your
wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars to have
it dry cleaned."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually they stumble out and go home and this chief's wife starts
to chew his ass out.

"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, the chief says,

"Now way a mint, I can splain everthin. Ish snot wha jew think. I only
had a cupla drrrinks. But thish damn Marine ga ssick on me. He had one
too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry
sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says,

"But this is forty bucks.'

Oh, yeah I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 02:42 AM   #2
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hahahaha that's f'n awesome!!!!!!!! WP that's gotta be from real-life experience, i can just tell
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nice one, Chief!
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i bet it was you who shit in ur pants!

 
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