[ComiTheHomie]

so the thread "itschristorres8 new leaf" kinda inspired this idea. lol. everyone was talkin about fighting (whether it be physical or on MM) and i was like, shit, theres probably some damn good fight stories out there in our world, and i wanna hear them. lord knows i have some badass stories. so heres the story of my last 1. hope all of u participate in this thread. =]

My last fight was with a fellow employee. brand new guy everytime he'd walk past me he shoulder hit me hard. and i talked to my manager and im like "listen matt, this is wats happening. im gonna handle it like this. next time he does it, im giving him fair warning as to wats gonna happen. then if he does it again, ur gonna entitle me to do wat i tell him im gonna do." manager said fine, just dont let me see it. lol. so the kid shoulders me, i say do it again and im gonna fuck ur shit up.

hes like yea yea w/e. so a couple days later im walkin past him, and he shoulders me pretty fuckin hard, to the point where it actually hurt a bit. im like, look, i told u wtf was gonna happen next time, so get the fuck outside right now. it was in front of a bunch of employees and i guess he didnt wanna look like a bitch so he goes out back. i walk out behind him, and he turns around and starts to say something, and i just lay him the fuck out. i threw all 250 pounds of me behind that punch, and just dropped him. everyone who ran out back with us was like DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! then i jumped on top of him and started knocking his head into the pavement.

something about the sound of skull hitting asphalt just gives u a good feeling when ur hopped on adrenaline lol. it ended with the kid (who im guessin was like 19 or 20, im 18) bleeding out the mouth, and nose, i wanted to break his nose, but i thought itd be overkill hahaha. all in all 1 of my favorite fights. but dont worry, im not a cheap ass. i got up at 1 point and yelled "get up bitch" but he didnt move from where he was. so i stopped hahaha. walked away from everything. with like 5 or 6 of the guys pattin me on the back and handing me paper towels to wipe the blood off my knuckles hahaha.

my manager came up to me like 2 hours later, and was like "Ok, so i walk out back to have a cigarette, and i see a dried up blood stain. i know i gave u permission to do wat u promised, but fuck dude. couldnt u have stopped at 1 point?!" im like "i did stop, he stopped moving, i stopped hitting him =]" he laughed and the next day the guy got fired. we were able to define wat i did as self defense somehow. something along the lines of provoking a fellow employee with physical violence is in no way tolerated blah blah blah. all in all it was a good day =] then after work i went to Myeleanor's pad, regaled the story, and mended up some of my cuts i got from hitting that fools teeth.

[TheUNZippee!]

I once punched the turban off a dude.

I shit you not.

[Regency 2007]

I beat this kid up once and right after the fight was over, I found five bucks!

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by Regency 2007 I beat this kid up once and right after the fight was over, I found five bucks!

I want that back, you asshole.

[Regency 2007]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! I want that back, you asshole.

Sorry, I bought one of these with it.


oh wait, that reminds me I need to call her back. She is more MSO's type!

[whitemustang02]

i have a good one wear i was about to snap and beat this shit out of this kid but the principal had to pull me off.
Ill right it up tomorrow when I have more time.

[Regency 2007]

I think my brother might beat a band kid up tomarrow at school.

Apparently this kid stole my brother's $40 book and threw it on the roof of a school building, while raining.

I better here a good story tomarrow afternoon at track practice. I'm a new track coach for now

[ComiTheHomie]

hahaha make sure u post the story up too!

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by Regency 2007 Sorry, I bought one of these with it. oh wait, that reminds me I need to call her back. She is more MSO's type!

I so wish I were a thong

[B0B]

well, this wasn't really a fight.. but it was still funny

last weekend i went to a party, and was completely wasted. for absolutely no reason, i went up to one of my best friends, and started roughing him up a little bit. not hitting, just pushing around lightly and being a drunk jackass. eventually, it turned into a wrestling match, and he took me down to the ground. he was trying to pin me and had me in a pretty good head lock, but i escaped it and muscled out of it and put him in a leg bar and made him tap out. as soon as i let go he came after me again and got on top of me and pinned me. so i reached behind him and gave him the worst wedgie you could possible imagine. i ripped his boxers off, completely. he stopped after that then i went outside and hurled.