An oldie, but a goodie

TheUNZippee! · February 18th, 2008, 09:50 PM

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen

06RedfireGT · February 18th, 2008, 09:52 PM

Regency 2007 · February 18th, 2008, 10:22 PM

I'm guessing you have prayed that prayer?

whitemustang02 · February 18th, 2008, 10:26 PM

i would take the deaf part out, going to a school that has NTID (national tecnical instatute for the deaf) they can be even more anoing the girls that can talk.

WAR-PARTY · February 18th, 2008, 10:58 PM

Damn I'm so often qouated! Oh hell is still hasn't happned! DAMN!

96Snaker · February 18th, 2008, 11:17 PM

Zip, nice... very nice!!!

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Damn I'm so often qouated! Oh hell is still hasn't happned! DAMN!

haha nice sig WP

February 18th, 2008, 09:50 PM	#1
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	An oldie, but a goodie FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen __________________

February 18th, 2008, 09:52 PM	#2
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,211 iTrader: 2 reviews	__________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

February 18th, 2008, 10:26 PM	#4
whitemustang02 MM's official Chevy guy 2002 Mustang V6 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 2,026 iTrader: 0 reviews	i would take the deaf part out, going to a school that has NTID (national tecnical instatute for the deaf) they can be even more anoing the girls that can talk. __________________ "Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Theodore Roosevelt "Any idiot can make a V8 fast, it takes a real idiot to make a fast V6". '02 Mustang N/A 4.3 stroker away for winter '72 Chevelle project car 454 coming '93 Bronco EFI 351W DD

February 18th, 2008, 10:58 PM	#5
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Damn I'm so often qouated! Oh hell is still hasn't happned! DAMN! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

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