[supermachone]

Just list off weird shit you do lol

Ill flush the toilet before i take a leak and see if i can finish before the toilet is done flushing

[poindexter18]

on that note, i have a weird fear of pissing into a toilet if someone else's urine is in it. Even if it's my own urine.

But i've also done that flush the toilet and try to race it thing. It's how i know i'm not wasting too much time in the shitter when i'm at work.

-poindexter-

[stangfreak]

i like to masturbate

[GreenFaleen]

I take apart random car parts and try to redesign them

[mustangmanic]

Originally Posted by stangfreak i like to masturbate

+1

taking a #1, i always have to count while i do it... i got to 1min 45 seconds one time!!!
taking a #2, i have to always be playing a game, whether its on my cell or my psp haha.
and taking a #3, whats a #3 you say? Well thats taking a masturbation haha... i have to stick an ear of corn up my ass and then consume it after i'm done

[GreenFaleen]

Originally Posted by mustangmanic +1 taking a #1, i always have to count while i do it... i got to 1min 45 seconds one time!!! taking a #2, i have to always be playing a game, whether its on my cell or my psp haha. and taking a #3, whats a #3 you say? Well thats taking a masturbation haha... i have to stick an ear of corn up my ass and then consume it after i'm done

dude theres some crazy shit on this site but you win

[KingChronic]

i have OCD like crazy so if i do one thing so many times, i have to do it to another thing so many times.

also i dont like the little "hairs" in my socks, the threads, they get between my toes and fuck with them. so whenever i get a new pack of 6 socks i sit there for a few hours with a pair of sissors going over ever sock very closely.

i have more, but thats the weirdest probably.

[thetrooper31]

yeah like manic...i always play tetris when im droppin a deuce

[Rico-mofos]

i like to text random friends with " i just cloned you" when i duece...

[mixedbreed02gt]

i gave up masturbation with rosie and the 5 pointer sisters and bought a pocket pussy.feels real, especially with lube.

but with the new girlfriend, the pocket pussy and the right hand are getting a long deserved break.

other habits, i count to 100 in the shower (no idea why), i count light poles on long road trips, i use a stopwatch to see how fast my reaction time is with my thumb (starting and stopping the watch). I do a daily self examination to make sure everything is intact, and not rotting away, and make sure i have no weird bumps, cysts, hemorrhoids, or anything growing in places that there should be nothing growing. look in the mirror and frown at my stomach because I can't get a 6 pack of abs despite all my workouts.

i run to the mailbox in my boxers at noon (i guess i subconciously hope the hot wives in the neighborhood see me and want to come have their way with me ). and i pour M&M's on my chocolace or vanilla ice cream.

[Onemanzu]

i like throwing cats of 3rd story balconies

[mixedbreed02gt]

Originally Posted by Onemanzu i like throwing cats of 3rd story balconies

asshole! that's ok...i like poisoning dogs with anti-freeze!!!!

[Onemanzu]

oh and i also have a weird habbit of spitting in peoples food at work... some people say thats normal















im totally playing i would never do that

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by Rico-mofos i like to text random friends with " i just cloned you" when i duece...

thats fuckin' great!!

I shave the upper part of my arms when I take a shower. Also, when I shower, I have a very precise system. It goes in this order and this order only. I get soakin' wet, COMPLETELY. Then I soap up my left side torso, then the right. Rinse. Then my nuts. Rinse. Then my left leg. Rinse. Right leg. Rinse. Then I grab a different soap. Do the face. Then yet another for the head. I use bar soap on the head. Its shaved. Then I get a different soap and do my face. If its shaving day, I use an exfoliator (think Axe snake Peel) on it as well.

Also, I text my buddy Nathan everytime I'm buildin' a log cabin. I ask him about his sister and her boob job. Everytime. He always knows when I'm takin' the Browns to the Super Bowl

[Genevieve!]

Originally Posted by poindexter18 on that note, i have a weird fear of pissing into a toilet if someone else's urine is in it. Even if it's my own urine.

I can NOT go to the bathroom over someone else's tinkle. I live in a house with my brother WHO NEVER FLUSHES ANYTHING. and what happens is I will have to pee really badly and if i see there is pee in the toilet I have to stand there and wait until the toilet is completely done flushing until I sit down. I wont sit on a flushing toilet either, because thats gross.

I cant sleep with any of my limbs sticking off the bed, I feel like something might grab it in the middle of the night.

Oh and if I walk up stairs. I have to count how many stairs I am climbing. its just something that I do, and I don't even realize I'm doing it. it Just happens.

[mixedbreed02gt]

Originally Posted by homebrewed He always knows when I'm takin' the Browns to the Super Bowl

you must be talking about Madden NFL Video Game, cause the Browns will never be good enough to go to a Super Bowl, much less win one.

my dad and I call them the Cleveland Turds In A Punch Bowl.

[homebrewed]

I also read every billboard sign I pass on the hi-way. Even if I've read it before. I know all the ones from here to my parents house. Thats like a 60+ one way drive. And at night, I blurt out the type of car behind us judging from the headlights. Ame cares not, but I do it anyway

[Onemanzu]

Originally Posted by mixedbreed02gt you must be talking about Madden NFL Video Game, cause the Browns will never be good enough to go to a Super Bowl, much less win one. my dad and I call them the Cleveland Turds In A Punch Bowl.

... i think you missed the joke

[thetrooper31]

Originally Posted by homebrewed I also read every billboard sign I pass on the hi-way. Even if I've read it before. I know all the ones from here to my parents house. Thats like a 60+ one way drive. And at night, I blurt out the type of car behind us judging from the headlights. Ame cares not, but I do it anyway

i do the car thing except i do it with tail lights

[Onemanzu]

Originally Posted by thetrooper31 i do the car thing except i do it with tail lights

i started doing that at a young age too... really helps you pick out cop cars at night