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Old February 20th, 2008, 06:03 PM   #1
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Something in Common...


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and, as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what
had happened.

The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag who got
what he deserved', and he yelled back that 'Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to
drive.

So I said that 'Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!' He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!'

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands when a truck
hit us.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 06:05 PM   #2
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Old February 20th, 2008, 06:42 PM   #3
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Old February 21st, 2008, 01:24 PM   #4
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LOL!!!
That's messed up..don't make fun of the Corps..OORAH! USMC! SEMPER FI DO OR DIE!
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