[drgnracin72]

A FATHER WAS PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED

TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS

PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP

PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS

ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED

THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:





DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M

WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.

I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS

SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER

TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.



BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT

AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.

EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO

MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN

THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE

WHOLE WINTER.



SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND

THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.

BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT

ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND

TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND

ECSTASY WE NEED.



IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE

FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE

DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW

TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK

TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.



YOUR SON, JOHN



P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S

HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE

WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN

MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.



I LOVE YOU!

PS: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME

[itschristorres8]

LMAO nice

[MSO]

haha owned his dad

[itschristorres8]

i should do that...to bad i only have one class and ive got a A in it

[00SoSlow]

haha good one

[AtlanticBlue99]

great! but i never got bad grades, so i can't relate lol