Funny Joke (This One Actually Has An Ending)

Drgnracin72 · September 28th, 2006, 05:21 PM

A FATHER WAS PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED

TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS

PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP

PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS

ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED

THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M

WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.

I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS

SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER

TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.

BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT

AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.

EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO

MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN

THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE

WHOLE WINTER.

SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND

THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.

BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT

ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND

TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND

ECSTASY WE NEED.

IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE

FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE

DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW

TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK

TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN

P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S

HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE

WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN

MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.

I LOVE YOU!

PS: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME

itschristorres8 · September 28th, 2006, 05:31 PM

LMAO nice

MSO · September 28th, 2006, 05:56 PM

haha owned his dad

itschristorres8 · September 28th, 2006, 06:04 PM

i should do that...to bad i only have one class and ive got a A in it

00SoSlow · September 29th, 2006, 12:42 AM

haha good one

AtlanticBlue99 · September 29th, 2006, 06:52 AM

great! but i never got bad grades, so i can't relate lol

September 28th, 2006, 05:21 PM	#1
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	Funny Joke (This One Actually Has An Ending) A FATHER WAS PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED. IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN. YOUR SON, JOHN P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU! PS: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

September 28th, 2006, 05:31 PM	#2
itschristorres8 Banned 00 V6 & 09 GT 13.37@104.4mph--BONE stock GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: south florida Posts: 15,806 iTrader: 2 reviews	LMAO nice __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Acmillr loves me

September 28th, 2006, 05:56 PM	#3
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha owned his dad __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

September 28th, 2006, 06:04 PM	#4
itschristorres8 Banned 00 V6 & 09 GT 13.37@104.4mph--BONE stock GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: south florida Posts: 15,806 iTrader: 2 reviews	i should do that...to bad i only have one class and ive got a A in it __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Acmillr loves me

September 29th, 2006, 12:42 AM	#5
00SoSlow Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pewaukee, Wisconsin Posts: 1,340 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha good one __________________ 2000 V6 Performance Red @ Cardomain Was fun but a waste... 1987 LX Hatch \| Soon to be a 600hp monster

September 29th, 2006, 06:52 AM	#6
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,854 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	great! but i never got bad grades, so i can't relate lol __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

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