[joejoe8455]

i decided to change my fuel filter today......first thing is i tried to pull it off for about 30 mins.... didn't know u needed a tool to change this damn thing so after driving back and forth to the part store today 3 times cause i also forgot new fog lights im talking to the sites knowledgeable chrisj via txt and i tell him im pissed i have to wait another 2 hours to let the fuel system de pressurize he tells me oh no you dont have to wait that long im like otay so i wait an hour and its starting to cloud up so i wanted to get it done so im not doing it in the rain so i hop my chubby little ass under my car scrape my arm and bump my noggin on the the fuel tank now i get these little plastic o ring looking things on there and started pulling at it again still the thing wouldnt come off so i unleashed a furry of curse words while the school bus was letting off...... little kids parents that already hate me have more of a reason now..... finally i get the line leadin to the engine off and with a sound that goes like psssssssh i look up and get a money shot of 93 octance i go blind really start causing hit my head again fuel is all over my face my hoodie everywhere kids and my neighbors were laughting i get up start losing it kick the trash cans run in the house wash my face and calm down i finally go back out ther and finish the job........ so thank u chrisj asshole

[thetrooper31]

[oldernewbie]

Dear Mr. Goodwrench,

How do you not change a fuel filter?

[GreenFaleen]

its a car it never goes easy at it should lol

[Luis_GT]

[1FUN4RD]

Now Thats Funny!!! Thanks, I Needed That..

[Tony_90fox]

hahah, happened to me before...sucks doesnt it?

[joejoe8455]

yea its not to fun to have gas in your eye

[Tony_90fox]

lucky for me it was just on my face...

you should have went ahead and changed your fuel pump lol

[TheUNZippee!]

Gas? Fuck that.

I was moving around a huge pile of paper at this recycling factory with a big massey ferguson tractor. I had been running the tractor for about 2 hours solid, so she was good and hot.

I dug the bucket in to a huge pile of paper, too deep.....and leaned back on the lift & tilt levers at the same time....I heard the hydraulics straining, and I knew I should have let off...but I kept giving her......and the hydraulic line going to the lift lever exploded, spraying me in the face with hot hydraulic fluid. I must have got my eyes closed just in time, or else I probably would have been blinded. It hurt like a mother fucker.

Boss made me get back to work after a 1/2 hour rest. Jag off. lmao

[Tony_90fox]

Dont lie zip, you know it was JoeJoe's hot semen that got ya.

[TheUNZippee!]

I wish!

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by joejoe8455 i decided to change my fuel filter today......first thing is i tried to pull it off for about 30 mins.... didn't know u needed a tool to change this damn thing so after driving back and forth to the part store today 3 times cause i also forgot new fog lights im talking to the sites knowledgeable chrisj via txt and i tell him im pissed i have to wait another 2 hours to let the fuel system de pressurize he tells me oh no you dont have to wait that long im like otay so i wait an hour and its starting to cloud up so i wanted to get it done so im not doing it in the rain so i hop my chubby little ass under my car scrape my arm and bump my noggin on the the fuel tank now i get these little plastic o ring looking things on there and started pulling at it again still the thing wouldnt come off so i unleashed a furry of curse words while the school bus was letting off...... little kids parents that already hate me have more of a reason now..... finally i get the line leadin to the engine off and with a sound that goes like psssssssh i look up and get a money shot of 93 octance i go blind really start causing hit my head again fuel is all over my face my hoodie everywhere kids and my neighbors were laughting i get up start losing it kick the trash cans run in the house wash my face and calm down i finally go back out ther and finish the job........ so thank u chrisj asshole

You forget to put in there where I said to hit the emergency fuel shut off...

Edit: Oh $hit I just checked and that text did not make it through...

I owe ya a beer Joe...

[GTsetGO]

heard about this via emails with chris brah. sorry that he screwed you over. lol

[vfast]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Gas? Fuck that. I was moving around a huge pile of paper at this recycling factory with a big massey ferguson tractor. I had been running the tractor for about 2 hours solid, so she was good and hot. I dug the bucket in to a huge pile of paper, too deep.....and leaned back on the lift & tilt levers at the same time....I heard the hydraulics straining, and I knew I should have let off...but I kept giving her......and the hydraulic line going to the lift lever exploded, spraying me in the face with hot hydraulic fluid. I must have got my eyes closed just in time, or else I probably would have been blinded. It hurt like a mother fucker. Boss made me get back to work after a 1/2 hour rest. Jag off. lmao

[86ttops]

You could have relived the presur where you hook a presure gage under the hood

[Cricket]

Originally Posted by ChrisJ You forget to put in there where I said to hit the emergency fuel shut off... Edit: Oh I just checked and that text did not make it through... I owe ya a beer Joe...

lmao nice.

[mustangmanic]

You do know you can clamp your fuel lines off dont you? on either side of the filer... if you do that, you dont have to worry about fuel coming out

[Fryrice]

Is it different on a n 99+ ? You dont need to clamp any lines.


Other than that your supposed to disconnect the fuel cut off in the trunk and then try and start the car until it dies.


Real simple

[ChrisJ]

Hind sight is 20:20...