Now this is awesome

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 09:03 AM

16' python eats family dog while the kids watch in horror!!! I guess fluffy was in need of a major additudinal adjustment.

bawahahahahahaha!!!

Snake eats family dog as kids watch - CNN.com

Cricket · February 27th, 2008, 09:06 AM

she threw plastic chairs at it? The damn thing almost weighs as much as me and she thinks throwing plastic chairs is gonna do something?

supermachone · February 27th, 2008, 09:09 AM

thats aweful, no wonder why u cant keep a girlfriend, ur an asshole

those kids are probably scarred for life

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Cricket

she threw plastic chairs at it? The damn thing almost weighs as much as me and she thinks throwing plastic chairs is gonna do something?

lol i know what you mean...if it were my cat the snake was eating, i'd been grabbing a machete or a chainsaw, but a plastic chair? she's lucky the snake didn't drop the dog and go after her...now that would have been fucking priceless.

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by supermachone

thats aweful, no wonder why u cant keep a girlfriend, ur an asshole those kids are probably scarred for life

im not a fan of sympathy.....people are too fuckin' timid for my taste. too much safety, no exposure to reality.

you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

supermachone · February 27th, 2008, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by mixedbreed02gt

im not a fan of sympathy.....people are too fuckin' timid for my taste. too much safety, no exposure to reality.

you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

ok there Major Payne lol...i feel sorry for your future children

thetrooper31 · February 27th, 2008, 09:14 AM

supermachone · February 27th, 2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by thetrooper31

Hell yeah Dino Riders!!

Cricket · February 27th, 2008, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by mixedbreed02gt

lol i know what you mean...if it were my cat the snake was eating, i'd been grabbing a machete or a chainsaw, but a plastic chair? she's lucky the snake didn't drop the dog and go after her...now that would have been fucking priceless.

Id rather take the distance approach with a gun. That way...if I miss I have a headstart to run to higher ground and shoot again. I only have like 20-30 pounds on that thing, and I'm willing to bet...I would lose.

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by supermachone

ok there Major Payne lol...i feel sorry for your future children

i've come to the conclusion that if I were supposed to have kids, and have a potential wife or wife, i'd already have it.

i can tell with the way relationships are going with me, it's just not in the cards.

so i doubt I'll ever have to worry about that.

but I love that movie....that shits funny as hell.

supermachone · February 27th, 2008, 09:38 AM

haha "one tubby tubby, two tubby tubby"

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by supermachone

haha "one tubby tubby, two tubby tubby"

lol... badeet badeet what you laughing at pig boy.

homebrewed · February 27th, 2008, 10:19 AM

"Dir yess dir!!!"

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

"Dir yess dir!!!"

im sorry mistah handicapped man...i didn't mean to o-fend u. but if you don do whut I say, im gunna stick my foot in yo ass. do you undahstand me?

homebrewed · February 27th, 2008, 10:24 AM

^^^^^lol

I'm onna take my right foot and put it up 'ginst the leff side 'o yo head.

lmao

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 10:34 AM

i like the line after he gets back from the night club with the woman.

and that's the first time I ever drove a man's nose through his brain, causing instantaneous death and evacuation of his bowels.

(quote corrected).

homebrewed · February 27th, 2008, 10:38 AM

Oh yeah. Good line.

"If he still in there, he ain't happy!"

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Oh yeah. Good line.

"If he still in there, he ain't happy!"

you better stop eyeballin' me boy, before i snatch it out and toss it Heathcoat's cookie bag.

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Oh yeah. Good line.

"If he still in there, he ain't happy!"

major payne just terminated the bad man with extreme prejudice and if he's still in there, he ain't happy.

mixedbreed02gt · February 27th, 2008, 10:48 AM

Emily: [She and Tiger enter Major Payne's office] Apparently he had a little accident.
Major Payne: Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
Emily: Well maybe that's because he's six.
Major Payne: Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.

best line in the whole damn movie.

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mixedbreed02gt Banned 2002 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 169 iTrader: 0 reviews	i like the line after he gets back from the night club with the woman. and that's the first time I ever drove a man's nose through his brain, causing instantaneous death and evacuation of his bowels. (quote corrected). __________________ [URL="http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2522054/1"][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][/URL] [URL="http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2522054"] My Car Domain Website[/URL] Entertaining Offers For My 2002 Mustang GT [URL]http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums/sale/57736-entertaining-offers-my-2002-mustang-gt.html[/URL] Last edited by mixedbreed02gt; February 27th, 2008 at 10:43 AM.

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