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Old March 5th, 2008, 07:59 AM   #1
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The Alcoholic-The Smoker and the Homosexual


Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one
was a homosexual.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge

in your vices one more time, you will surely die.'

The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs,
they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling
the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the
bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the
shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, and realizing how
seriously they must take the doctor's words.

As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the
ground, still burning.

The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, 'You do realize,
of course, if you bend over
to pick that up, we're both dead.'
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I didn't know Zipp was a smoker!!
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I didn't know Zipp was a smoker!!
So who might be the Gay one?
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So who might be the Gay one?
nba. i mean come on, who else would it be?
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I didn't know Zipp was a smoker!!
Zipp is all things to all people!
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Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY View Post
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one
was a homosexual.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge

in your vices one more time, you will surely die.'

The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs,
they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling
the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the
bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the
shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, and realizing how
seriously they must take the doctor's words.

As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the
ground, still burning.

The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, 'You do realize DADDY,
if you bend over
to pick that up, we're both dead.'
*LOL*
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