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BWAL · March 5th, 2008, 06:44 PM

i just got done armor-alling my tires and when i got done i decided to take my car for a quick spin around the block.. i was about 2 miles from home sitting at an intersection and i saw a cop and i was like hey, i've got an idea. so i called my mom and in a panicked voice i told her that i was driving 85 in a 35 and i saw a police car.. i told her that he turned on his lights and siren but he was 2 cars behind me and the car behind me was blocking him.. i told my mom to open the garage door and be ready to close it because i was going to be home in about 2 minutes.. when i got close to my house i floored it and whipped it in the driveway, sliding quite a bit.. i then floored it towards the house where my mom was standing, pale as a ghost with her hand on the garage door button. she was about to shit a brick.. when she found out i was kidding she got pissed off.. oh man that was some funny shit.. i just had to share it

Onemanzu · March 5th, 2008, 06:45 PM

im not reading that

thetrooper31 · March 5th, 2008, 06:45 PM

lol @ story & omz

Genevieve! · March 5th, 2008, 06:46 PM

Haha., sounds like your mom was totally in for it too. she was totally gonna help you hide from the cops

MustangMatt96GT · March 5th, 2008, 06:46 PM

Im going to try that sometime...

nba1341 · March 5th, 2008, 06:47 PM

video or GTFO

BWAL · March 5th, 2008, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by MustangMatt96GT

Im going to try that sometime...

your mom wont talk to you for a week

thetrooper31 · March 5th, 2008, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

your mom wont talk to you for a week

...excellent.

Onemanzu · March 5th, 2008, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

your mom wont talk to you for a week

a week

try a year or more

RavensChild · March 5th, 2008, 06:49 PM

hahaha.......omfg, still laughing

Rico-mofos · March 5th, 2008, 06:51 PM

if i did that my mother would throw down a set of road spikes ...maybe even give a kick in the ribs while handcuffed

oldernewbie · March 5th, 2008, 06:54 PM

Didn't you scare the crap out of your mom test driving a mustang before???

3 strikes and you're out...you got 1 left. lol

BWAL · March 5th, 2008, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by oldernewbie

Didn't you scare the crap out of your mom test driving a mustang before???

3 strikes and you're out...you got 1 left. lol

yeah i forgot about that

RavensChild · March 5th, 2008, 06:55 PM

wait a minute....i got to hear this story

BWAL · March 5th, 2008, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by RavensChild

wait a minute....i got to hear this story

it wasn't as funny, but it was fun while it was happening lol

a few months ago we were at the ford dealership and my parents were getting ready to buy a ford edge and my dad told the salesman he'd buy the edge if the salesman would let me drive a mustang GT.. well i picked the one i wanted to drive (silver 2007 GT 5 speed) and my mom rode with me.. i drove it down the road to a subdivision that was under construction and i took it to a cul de sack and started doing burnouts and donuts.. my mom started screaming and shit, hitting me and yelling telling me to stop cause i was scaring her.. lmao

RavensChild · March 5th, 2008, 07:00 PM

haha....where the fuck was the salesman? arnt they supposed to ride with you?

BWAL · March 5th, 2008, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by RavensChild

haha....where the fuck was the salesman? arnt they supposed to ride with you?

he was at the dealer with my dad.. i don't know what kind of dumbass would trust a 16 year old with the keys to a brand new mustang GT though. lol

RavensChild · March 5th, 2008, 07:03 PM

^badass 101

that car was schooled (along with mom)

prodrifterx · March 5th, 2008, 07:10 PM

LMAO.....both stories are priceless.

Onemanzu · March 5th, 2008, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by RavensChild

haha....where the fuck was the salesman? arnt they supposed to ride with you?

not all the time... my friend and i put 20 miles on a civic Si in a matter of minutes beating the shit out of it, then took it back the guy was like, where did ya go its almost out of gas and we were like back to my house i needed new under ware and left ... the funny part is the honda dude was like oh totally yea i shit my self the first time i was in this car two...

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