Roommates FTL

Tony_90fox · March 5th, 2008, 09:11 PM

Just got my new roommate, dude is a fat piece of shit, breathes louder than fuck, has the highest pitched voice i have ever heard in my life, and cannot put something down without slamming it...one last thing, get this, everytime he takes a drink of something he goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" afterwards...

GTFO stupid roommate, GTFO...

Drick · March 5th, 2008, 09:12 PM

Dude I agree roomates=major fags

I get along with lots of people but for some reason it seems the college places you with the people least sutable for you

Drick · March 5th, 2008, 09:14 PM

*gulp* ahhhhhh

Tony_90fox · March 5th, 2008, 09:14 PM

Half of his fat ass wouldnt fit on my damn camera...I am not taking any pics of Jaba the mother fucking Hut

Drick · March 5th, 2008, 09:16 PM

Im loling

*gulp* ahhhhhhh

Tony_90fox · March 5th, 2008, 09:17 PM

if this mother fucker snores, i swear to god i am getting a private room, or choking this fag

Regency 2007 · March 5th, 2008, 09:20 PM

We need pics of him!

96Snaker · March 5th, 2008, 09:26 PM

Tony my friend, you need to look at my roommate!! When I get off work I'll post one, not only will the pic make you madly jealous of me, but you will be drooling, I promise you. Pics to follow, eta = 6 hours. You guys don't let me forget.

yojoe600 · March 5th, 2008, 09:27 PM

thats why im getting a sweet with 3 other guys next year... we get our own rooms though..

i ddint want a randon roomate this year bc mean and a guy from my highschool didnt want to room again next year

HMUSN · March 5th, 2008, 09:29 PM

I'm sure he feels the same way about you

nba1341 · March 5th, 2008, 09:34 PM

yea i need pics to determine if this is true

oldernewbie · March 5th, 2008, 09:36 PM

Re-heat some Taco Bell...oh hell no, he might like it.

Notcho · March 5th, 2008, 09:36 PM

I feel your pain.. earlier this year my roommate (Matt) stole my 4gb usb drive out of my desk while I was sleeping. I woke up and noticed that the drawer was opened a little, hmm I know I closed this last night... I looked and my usb drive was missing. I had just put it there the night before...I asked him if he had seen it.. nope.

Well that weekend I went back home, but before I did I cleaned my desk out, and put a note that said 'nothing left to steal' When I got back, Matt said a cop caught him and his buddies smoking weed in his car off campus, but instead of ticketing them, the cop told the head of residence life here at school. Matt got probation from the school, and said if he got in trouble again he would be expelled. After telling me that he said:

"Oh, uh, by the way, I found your usb drive. It was just chillin' on top of my dirty clothes... but uh I dont have it right now, its in my bag at my friends house, cos I had to save my paper on it to print it out cos I don't have a printer, and I didn't want to use yours, cos I dont like using other peoples stuff.."

Besides that, the worse thing he did was piss in his closet one night when he was drunk.

B0B · March 5th, 2008, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

Half of his fat ass wouldnt fit on my damn camera...I am not taking any pics of Jaba the mother fucking Hut

LOL!!!!! hahahahah funny shit that sucks man!! thanks for that i really needed a good laugh for the day

RavensChild · March 5th, 2008, 09:42 PM

this is why you get a few friends to room with you at college.

CobraR · March 5th, 2008, 09:56 PM

^ i dunno bout that. i moved in with some friends from HS to college and i can barley stand them now. but that is cuz we werent very close to begin with so. i guess it is just how well you know the people.

sorry to hear about 90fox. i feel your pain. one of my room mates would always "AAAHHHHH" after every drink as well. i wanted to kill him

RavensChild · March 5th, 2008, 09:58 PM

^well it is a 4 person dorm and i am going with 2 very good friends. I am trying to get a one more so that i am not stuck with a douche bag like you are.

sorry to hear that, good luck with the roomy

prodrifterx · March 5th, 2008, 10:24 PM

damn sorry to hear such. pix are needed.

ChrisJ · March 5th, 2008, 10:27 PM

Peanut Butter + Penis + Living Room = No More Roomie

Fryrice · March 5th, 2008, 10:30 PM

So how did you find this gem of a roomie ?

Did your ad in the paper read like this : S/W/M seeking S/W/M 4 rompmate.

March 5th, 2008, 09:11 PM	#1
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	Roommates FTL Just got my new roommate, dude is a fat piece of shit, breathes louder than fuck, has the highest pitched voice i have ever heard in my life, and cannot put something down without slamming it...one last thing, get this, everytime he takes a drink of something he goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" afterwards... GTFO stupid roommate, GTFO...

March 5th, 2008, 09:12 PM	#2
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,365 iTrader: 1 reviews	Dude I agree roomates=major fags I get along with lots of people but for some reason it seems the college places you with the people least sutable for you __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

March 5th, 2008, 09:14 PM	#3
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,365 iTrader: 1 reviews	gulp ahhhhhh __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

March 5th, 2008, 09:16 PM	#5
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,365 iTrader: 1 reviews	Im loling gulp ahhhhhhh __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

March 5th, 2008, 09:26 PM	#8
96Snaker MM's Coffee Addict 1999 SVT Cobra 441rwhp/393rwtq Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,165 iTrader: 0 reviews	Tony my friend, you need to look at my roommate!! When I get off work I'll post one, not only will the pic make you madly jealous of me, but you will be drooling, I promise you. Pics to follow, eta = 6 hours. You guys don't let me forget. __________________ Vortech V2, intercooled @ 10psi. Maximum Motorsports supsension goodie bag car less roll cage. Built '04 IRS. Hodge-podge of Roush/Stalker panels.

March 5th, 2008, 09:17 PM	#6
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	if this mother fucker snores, i swear to god i am getting a private room, or choking this fag

March 5th, 2008, 09:20 PM	#7
Regency 2007 Hardcore Enthusiast F-150 FX4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Memphrica Posts: 1,157 iTrader: 0 reviews	We need pics of him!

March 5th, 2008, 09:29 PM	#10
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 36,836 iTrader: 9 reviews	I'm sure he feels the same way about you __________________

March 5th, 2008, 09:34 PM	#11
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,197 iTrader: 0 reviews	yea i need pics to determine if this is true __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

March 5th, 2008, 09:36 PM	#12
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Re-heat some Taco Bell...oh hell no, he might like it. __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

March 5th, 2008, 09:36 PM	#13
Notcho No bucks, no Buck Rogers Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Braunfels, Tx / Seguin, Tx Posts: 4,837 iTrader: 0 reviews	I feel your pain.. earlier this year my roommate (Matt) stole my 4gb usb drive out of my desk while I was sleeping. I woke up and noticed that the drawer was opened a little, hmm I know I closed this last night... I looked and my usb drive was missing. I had just put it there the night before...I asked him if he had seen it.. nope. Well that weekend I went back home, but before I did I cleaned my desk out, and put a note that said 'nothing left to steal' When I got back, Matt said a cop caught him and his buddies smoking weed in his car off campus, but instead of ticketing them, the cop told the head of residence life here at school. Matt got probation from the school, and said if he got in trouble again he would be expelled. After telling me that he said: "Oh, uh, by the way, I found your usb drive. It was just chillin' on top of my dirty clothes... but uh I dont have it right now, its in my bag at my friends house, cos I had to save my paper on it to print it out cos I don't have a printer, and I didn't want to use yours, cos I dont like using other peoples stuff.." Besides that, the worse thing he did was piss in his closet one night when he was drunk. __________________ '87 2.3 Notch with +4 cylinder mod MM's Resident Aggie Black Stang Crew Member #11

March 5th, 2008, 10:27 PM	#19
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 36,743 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 9 reviews	Peanut Butter + Penis + Living Room = No More Roomie __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

March 5th, 2008, 10:30 PM	#20
Fryrice Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: VA Posts: 2,034 iTrader: 0 reviews	So how did you find this gem of a roomie ? Did your ad in the paper read like this : S/W/M seeking S/W/M 4 rompmate. __________________ Fryrice has left the building.

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