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Old October 4th, 2006, 08:07 AM   #1
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She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

Then, she remarried for a 3rd time and this time had 5 more children.

Again, her husband died. And alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord,
they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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Old October 4th, 2006, 08:11 AM   #2
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That is funny stuff...
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good one!!!! lol
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woops this post somehow got midirected to the wrong thread. weird
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Had not heard that one.
 
Old October 4th, 2006, 10:28 AM   #6
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Yeah i know...Oh well...

I sent this out to the guys at work and they love it...
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You read FHM too huh?
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lmao that was good
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