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The Ranch Hand A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a
very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the local newspaper
for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in
long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of
them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's
widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the
ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The
hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock
came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally
he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for
him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly "Now take off my socks." He removed each
gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He
slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now
take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and
dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said.............
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." ps...I never
saw it coming either

[Cesar2cool]

Hahahahahaha So they finally caught Zip??!

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[GreenFaleen]

haha nice

[shadow5403]

that is pretty good

[Cesar2cool]