A Double Dose

oldernewbie · March 12th, 2008, 05:47 PM

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe." replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad.", said the man
"Why do you need it so badly?",asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday,
my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming
home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose!"
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so I can check you to see if
there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up..."

vfast · March 12th, 2008, 05:49 PM

*L*

nba1341 · March 12th, 2008, 05:51 PM

*V*

BWAL · March 12th, 2008, 05:57 PM

*R*

RavensChild · March 12th, 2008, 06:02 PM

*buy A Vowel*?

smoke-em · March 12th, 2008, 06:03 PM

*U*

RavensChild · March 12th, 2008, 06:07 PM

*Testicles*

smoke-em · March 12th, 2008, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by RavensChild

*Testicles on my face*

WAR-PARTY · March 12th, 2008, 06:10 PM

LOL

RavensChild · March 12th, 2008, 06:12 PM

.....on my chin....

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