mastercard wedding

thetrooper31 · March 16th, 2008, 03:50 PM

Did any hear about this? Seen an online link?

It's a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.

Ninjawafers! · March 16th, 2008, 03:58 PM

i heard about it.. that is awesome what the "groom" did

Vinyl66 · March 16th, 2008, 04:00 PM

omg

HMUSN · March 16th, 2008, 04:03 PM

that reminds me of the story of some guy that lost his new Motorcycle in a divorce.. the ex wife didn't even know how to ride..
he was ordered to have the bike on her property by the end of the week.
he did what he was told to.
he mailed the bike to her in pieces.

Drick · March 16th, 2008, 04:45 PM

PERFECT!!

vfast · March 16th, 2008, 06:05 PM

Dansby · March 16th, 2008, 07:44 PM

Hahaha, thats freakin amazing.

homebrewed · March 16th, 2008, 09:39 PM

Best revenge ever!!
I'd buy that dude a beer!

gooberhead320 · March 17th, 2008, 01:30 AM

i thought i heard this awhile ago but it was a joke. a joke as in "Two penguins walk into a bar" type of joke

Luis_GT · March 17th, 2008, 02:04 AM

Genius, pure genius

Blk01ponyGT · March 17th, 2008, 08:06 AM

thats awesome! i would totally do that if i caught someone cheating

mustangrebuilder · March 17th, 2008, 01:56 PM

lmao...its real jay leno read it on his show not to long ago not say just cause it was on there that it has to be real but they had the guy on the phone and everything...it was pretty funny

Genevieve! · March 17th, 2008, 03:04 PM

That would be an awesome wedding to be at!

haha I bet people were like "Damn.. Im takin this home! "

Cesar2cool · March 17th, 2008, 03:31 PM

Thats just genius..Genius..We should all pitch in and buy this guy a Mustang..He fits in..lol

Juggalo_X · March 17th, 2008, 04:38 PM

LanceD · March 17th, 2008, 04:46 PM

I would have loved to see the bride's reaction... Not to mention her father for shelling out 32k.

I bet he got drunk that night. I would have gotten drunk.

blackstang2004 · March 17th, 2008, 05:10 PM

thats cool he must of had great big ole balls lmao....i would have kept the pic lol

March 16th, 2008, 03:50 PM	#1
thetrooper31 Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Horsham , Pennsylvania Posts: 1,242 iTrader: 1 reviews	mastercard wedding Did any hear about this? Seen an online link? It's a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD. __________________ [SIZE=5][COLOR=Yellow][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=green] [/COLOR]

March 16th, 2008, 03:58 PM	#2
Ninjawafers! muneris pro ego 97 5.0 Exploder AWD snow has nuthin on me Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kodiak, AK Posts: 7,379 iTrader: 1 reviews	i heard about it.. that is awesome what the "groom" did __________________ Buy my M90 Kit and my Gears and T-Loc! MM ZDC - Alaska Base Commander MM+ Cleavage Club #24 MM Cares Crew / Military Crew M2C2 President / USCG - OS2

March 16th, 2008, 04:00 PM	#3
Vinyl66 Anatidaephobic 1966 Vinyl Mustang 2012 Hyundai Elantra GLS Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,352 iTrader: 0 reviews	omg __________________ Pittsburgh Steelers/Penguins/Pirates FTMFW!!!!!

March 16th, 2008, 04:03 PM	#4
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	that reminds me of the story of some guy that lost his new Motorcycle in a divorce.. the ex wife didn't even know how to ride.. he was ordered to have the bike on her property by the end of the week. he did what he was told to. he mailed the bike to her in pieces. __________________

March 16th, 2008, 04:45 PM	#5
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,336 iTrader: 1 reviews	PERFECT!! __________________ FX4 Crew Crew member #1 Don't take anything I say to heart, I don't try to come off as an asshole. It just happens

March 16th, 2008, 06:05 PM	#6
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March 16th, 2008, 07:44 PM	#7
Dansby Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange, Texas Posts: 2,285 iTrader: 1 reviews	Hahaha, thats freakin amazing.

March 17th, 2008, 02:04 AM	#10
Luis_GT Banned 2002 BMW 530i don't know and don't care Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,180 iTrader: 0 reviews	Genius, pure genius

March 17th, 2008, 08:06 AM	#11
Blk01ponyGT Hardcore Enthusiast 2004 SVT Cobra Join Date: May 2007 Location: Raleigh NC Posts: 1,621 iTrader: 1 reviews	thats awesome! i would totally do that if i caught someone cheating __________________ Garage: http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...e-member-9480/ 04 Cobra - STOCK for now

March 17th, 2008, 01:56 PM	#12
mustangrebuilder Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 991 iTrader: 0 reviews	lmao...its real jay leno read it on his show not to long ago not say just cause it was on there that it has to be real but they had the guy on the phone and everything...it was pretty funny

March 17th, 2008, 03:04 PM	#13
Genevieve! eeeee! 2003 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Coruscant Posts: 6,242 iTrader: 0 reviews	That would be an awesome wedding to be at! haha I bet people were like "Damn.. Im takin this home! " __________________

March 17th, 2008, 04:38 PM	#15
Juggalo_X I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2001 Mustang 232/CBR600 14+@Slow Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Western Ontario Posts: 6,688 iTrader: 0 reviews

March 17th, 2008, 04:46 PM	#16
LanceD Regular 2001 Mustang V6 Slow Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 156 iTrader: 0 reviews	I would have loved to see the bride's reaction... Not to mention her father for shelling out 32k. I bet he got drunk that night. I would have gotten drunk. __________________ Just another middle class white guy.

March 17th, 2008, 05:10 PM	#17
blackstang2004 Regular 2004 Mustang GT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Albany, KY Posts: 310 iTrader: 0 reviews	thats cool he must of had great big ole balls lmao....i would have kept the pic lol __________________ DD-2002 Tacoma 4x4 2004 Mustang GT- sold "will be missed"

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