I'm on a 3 day booze cruise
Typing this from the upper deck and enjoying my second margarita. It's a country music themed cruise to mexico. My travel agent said the cruise is booked 5 women to 1 guy ratio. And I am here with 2 beautiful lady friends.
This is going to be fun.
Oh and we got the unlimited alcohol drink package.
If you never hear from me again, then I was kidnapped in Mexico.
You're going to get on a giant boat full of girls in bikinis without a girl of your own to keep you from doing whatever you want and people are telling you no?