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March 21st, 2008, 06:28 PM
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Ride It!
This stoner went to a bar. He hasn't had any weed in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.He says ’Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and maybe uh, get it on.’ She looked up at the stoner and said - ’I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle.’
The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second -’ it’s ok I’ll follow you, I’m on my honda. ’
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March 21st, 2008, 06:30 PM
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2008 Bullitt #890
slow
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BULLITT CREW #5 LT GTB mufflers for sale 
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March 21st, 2008, 06:31 PM
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One Man Wolf Pack
2006 Mustang GT
13ish....maybe
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March 21st, 2008, 06:36 PM
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A man wakes up one morning to see that his dick is orange. He gets worried and decides to go to the Doctor to see what his problem is. He tells the Doctor that his dick is orange and he doesn't know what to do. The Doctor runs test after test and everything comes back normal. So the the Doctor asks "What were you doing the night before?"
The man replies "Watching t.v. and eating cheesies."
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March 21st, 2008, 07:53 PM
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2009 John Deere 9670
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good shit bro!
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March 21st, 2008, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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you fail!
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EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION:cool: 6'ers are for kids 1965 chevelle SS 421 sbc 6 speed, 3.90 gears,alum d-shaft, brodix heads,roller cam,925 AED carb...grocery getter*[COLOR="Red"]RIP[/COLOR]* |
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March 21st, 2008, 08:18 PM
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1986 SVO
48.47@ 12.58
Join Date: Nov 2006
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March 21st, 2008, 08:19 PM
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homosayswhat
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March 21st, 2008, 08:20 PM
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1986 SVO
48.47@ 12.58
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what?
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March 21st, 2008, 08:27 PM
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Chebby Colorado 5 Banger
Redlines In Neutral
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2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast. 
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March 21st, 2008, 08:35 PM
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EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION:cool: 6'ers are for kids 1965 chevelle SS 421 sbc 6 speed, 3.90 gears,alum d-shaft, brodix heads,roller cam,925 AED carb...grocery getter*[COLOR="Red"]RIP[/COLOR]* |
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March 21st, 2008, 08:39 PM
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Chebby Colorado 5 Banger
Redlines In Neutral
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2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.
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March 21st, 2008, 08:41 PM
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N/A 4v Guru
2003 Mach 1
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This is the menstrual cycle! From a dig nag da nag nag da nag biiiiiittttccchhhh bitch biiiiiittttccchhhhh!!!
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March 21st, 2008, 08:43 PM
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2007 MUSTANG GT
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: CENTRAL IOWA
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