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Stuttering Stan
Stan the stutterer one day walks into the doctors office and says to the doctor "Hey d d ddoc ive gg g g got th th this studd d ddoring prob bblem. can y y y y y ouuu helllp me???" The doc says "Sure, but first i need to know what may be causing this strange problem."
Stan replies "Well d d ddoc i’ve g g g got a 12 inch d d dick, could that b b b b b b be the p p problem?" The doc says,"I think so. How about i remove half of your penis, and see how things go after that?" Stan replies"D d d do whatever it t t t t t take d d d doc. I c c can't l llllive like th th this any m m more." So after the procedure is over and done with, Stan returns to the doctor one week later. "Hey, doctor, my voice is back to normal!! its great, but theres only one thing wrong, now my sex life isn't the greatest. Do you think I can have the other half of my dick back?" To which the doctor replies "F f f f f ffffucckk yyou!!" |
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<-- doesnt get it
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doc stole his penis and replaced his own with it
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lmao
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why?
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so he could have a six inch dick
i mean why else would you go through 6 years of school has to have no dick at all
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Because half of 12 is six.
How big would your cock be if you added six more inches to it? lol (If you're only 2 inches, please accept my apologies in advance.) lol |
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oh i thought he replaced his altogether, not added to it. i was like, who has smaller than a 6" dick. and increasing size wouldnt be worth the inherent studder....
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why would having a 12 inch dick make you stutter?
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Now here's a blonde joke. lol Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A.Pregnant! |
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For you it's because you have yet to overcome your gag reflex
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Q. what do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
A. Flame thrower
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Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out. |
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ahahahalmfao |
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Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by the fuzz?
A: "No. But I’ve been swung around by the tits." |
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Q. whats long n hard on a blonde?
A. the third grade
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