[Sa-WaitNoMustang900Turbo]

It's time you all knew the truth,

Earlier this year I came across a horrifying secret. It's a secret that many know of, but it is protected with extreme caution; a secret so shocking that it may change the way you look at your fellow students. But now, I think it can be kept no longer. It is unjust and the truth must be revealed, once and for all, about the Asian Curve.

Have you ever noticed how all the Indian and East Asian kids seem to do so well in school? You may think it's because they are naturally smarter than all the other races, but the truth is actually much less appealing. The real reason is because of a national school policy called the Asian Curve, where from the 1st to 3rd generation of immigration from any country in Asia are automatically given a substantial curve to all their grades.

It affects all public schools in the US from Kindergarten to 12th grade, and all public and most private colleges also honor the Asian Curve. I have no detailed information on how much the actual curve is worth, but it's existence has been confirmed by me (since I first was suspicious of its existence) by several reputable sources.

Why does the Asian curve exist? It all started when Harry S. Truman decided to drop two nuclear weapons on Japan in World War II. As part of a secret reparations deal worked out with the post-war Japanese government, the US would remain a powerful economic ally to Japan in exchange for honoring all Japanese students in America with inflated grades. The curve was extended to all Asians in order to further increase our relationship with the Asian world.

Obviously the Asian Curve would be very controversial if the mainstream population of the U.S. knew about it, which is why the government has worked so hard to keep it classified for so long. This far after its creation, even most students who are affected by the curve are unaware of the policy and those who do know are forcibly sworn to a secrecy pact punishable by death. Only a few brave souls were daring enough to inform me of all this, and I will surely be the target of increased government surveillance as a result, but as a strong believer in the truth and real freedom, it is a risk I am willing to take.

What can we do about the Asian Curve? The first step is to write your local congressman and representative and demand that the practice be reverted. It is not necessary to shun your fellow Asian students because most of them are completely unaware of the curve, and many of those who know about it are starkly opposed. The one exception being Peter Huang, who has long defended the Asian Curve and shot down more than one attempt to have it ended.

The Asian Curve should be opposed at all costs. For to be a truly equal society we can never treat an entire people in such a manner. You may think the Asian Curve is helping out people who deserve it, but in reality it is only marginalizing and divisive. As the wise philosopher and political commentator Kirk Johnson once observed "To say that lending unfair benefits to some because of mistreatment in the past constitutes equality between races is a stretch of the truth, indeed."

[1slo5.0]

WTF??????

[ChrisJ]

I hope you are joking...That is prolly the dumbest crock of conspiracy theory ever...

[turp]

Stoopid!!!

[orangeRcode]

Not buying that load o crap. I hope it is a joke. I went to college with several Asians and the reason they did so well was because they STUDIED alot. What a concept. Wished I would have figured it out. :wink

[mdvaldosta]

I guess if it makes you feel better about the F you just got...

[Drgnracin72]

lol!!!! ive known a few asian that didnt try and still got f's. its all about hom much you study and how seriously you take it. what a load od shit

[OTreborO]

They can't be that smart:

Most of them drive Honda Civics


Maybe Honda Motor corporation is backing the Asian curve. I need to write my congressman and see if this is true. Yep, gonna get right on that.


P.S. It is not a secret anymore............ The truth is out there X Files

again I say

[ChrisJ]

I am really wondering if this was a joke...I really hope it was...

[03 R Code]

You think that is strange? try this!


I just bought a brand new box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, had ONE bowl of it for a snack last night, put it up in the cabinet, woke up this morning to enjoy a tasty breakfast before work, and it was FULL OF ANTS.


Explain that one, I personally feel that the Chinese government was involved.[/i]

[Cricket]

I think they were involved in your double post

[Horseshoeing]

I heard that too. I got this friend that has this freind that knows this guy that is asian that got good grades. mmmmmmmmm it must be true.

[itschristorres8]

i think if it was true ppl whould have heard about it a while ago...i doubt every single teacher would keep it a secret

thats my thinking....
but shit it might be true...NO BODY KNOWS! lolol

[Roadhawg]

Just think, in order for this to work every school teacher has to be involved in the conspiracy.
WoW ........


But then again, maybe teacher work days are used to hypnotize teachers so the unknowingly use the Asian Curve.

[itschristorres8]

Originally Posted by Roadhawg Just think, in order for this to work every school teacher has to be involved in the conspiracy. WoW ........

thats what im sayin....and you know theres some racist out there that wont

or if a teacher got fired they might wana tell the world about the secret...

[03 R Code]

Originally Posted by Cricket I think they were involved in your double post

Damn those sneaky slant eyes!

[AtlanticBlue99]

I believe in the Asian "No Curve." Our current saludatorian, Peter Huang (pronounced Peter Wang) got straight 100s in AP Physics last year. Because of his grades then and previously in Chemistry, he has been christened the nickname: Peter "No Curve" Huang. This nickname has the meaning of breaking the traditional curve, and it also has a sexual pun when sounded out. I love my school!

^This is a true post, BTW. Check out Peter Huang from Evans, GA or Lakeside High School on the web to verify if need be.

[oldernewbie]

I believe the lead engineer who designed the new mustang body style was Asian. I really appreciate the Curves he put into the hood of my car.

[DanishStallion]

some momo pooka tards called pisa did a survey http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...392446,00.html

i remember back when i was in school denmark had been the leading country as in best education wise for many years with swedes right behind and any asian country rock bottom, so i call bullshit that they would have been able to change that drasticly, that was a semi mass survey tried to find it but internet wasent that big back then :p


most of these surveys, are just surveys of a small number of people only way to do this more precise would be in masses of peoples taking same test,

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...105519,00.html

another one, this professor thinks he got it, id like to se 2 more professors do some research if they come up close with the same result ill beliave in the first one.

[2000Si]

what a waste of my time.