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March 26th, 2008, 06:45 PM
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2002 Chevrolet Impala
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Fort Collins, Colorado
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Back Seat Driver
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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March 26th, 2008, 07:17 PM
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Honeybadger is Crazy
 
2008 F-250 Super Duty
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States of America
Posts: 10,901
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lol
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March 26th, 2008, 07:18 PM
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2003 v6
340/373 - yay for belts
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: around
Posts: 1,766
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lol
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March 26th, 2008, 10:51 PM
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2021 Mustang V12
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ATL cuzzzzz
Posts: 19,166
Blog Entries: 2
iTrader: 4 reviews
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you gave away the punchline in the title
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