[obdnanr]

Okay so yesterday after cob formation (the last one), they put out everyone on my floor needs to meet up at the barracks after this. so im like mother fuckers. i get back to the barracks and am waiting for everyone else to show up. I pour some jack daniels in a glass and goto the fridge. THERES ONE COKE LEFT!!! RAGE!!!! so then i stand out in the hallway and stand around with everyone else, asking wtf are we doing. eventualy we figure out we have to write our names on a peice of paper. so i do so, and then i race off to the store to buy some mother fucking coke. okay so i get in the store. i pick up a 12 pack of coke. okay so i pick up another and CRASH the bitch rips open and coke falls out. FUCK. i put it back and pick up a coke and put it on the shelf, and grab a new 12 pack. the line is long as fuck, more rage. and then the mother fucker in front of me writes a god damn check!!! WTF GET A DEBIT CARD ASSHOLE. i take note of hot chick who was in the other lane. Afterwards i fly out of the parking lot and speed past a truck. I get back to the room and get drunk AS HELL. about two hours later i decide its time to goto bed. I lay in bed and guess what! FUCKING PHONE STARTS RINGING! who is it? MY WIFE, i hit the mute because im drunk and trying to fucking sleep. 30 minutes later it goes off again, a fucking text call me. its like 90 degrees in my room for some reason, ill get to that later, so im hot as hell laying in bed with the phone going off what seems to be every 20 minutes. and then at 3 am my wife sends another text why didnt you call me? i respond with ITS THREE AM!!! all the while wishing i could turn my damn phone off but its my alarm clock so im fucked. RAGE!!! okay yay its time to get up (not wake up) and goto pt. yay fun pt, they stretch us out n shit and then they fall us out in ability groups. A is the fast group, so i fell out as normal. We were suppose to run 3 fucking miles. but guess what this shit fuck e6 decided he wanted to do?! run a 4 minute mile pace for about 300 meters and then pull off to the side and do pushups and situps. okay first off a group is 13 minutes to 1430 for two miles. WHAT THE FUCK MAN. i run A group so i dont have to fucking stop, yo-yo, fucking wagon wheel and shit!! which makes from the knees down hurt like fuck!! not to mention standing in mother fucking formation for an hour before we even do pt!!! and then the enourmous feeling of smashing everyones face in with a bat!! RAGE!!!! and i've only drank a beer and a half tonight and smoked some saliva. and if you have read all of this you must be bored as fuck. OH YEAH THE ASSHOLE DECIDED HE WANTED TO RUN TWO MILES INSTEAD OF THREE!! IM LIKE WTF MAN! HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO RUN 3 MILES?! fucking lazy ass pos mother fucker!

[zinc02GT]

lay off the liquor dude lol

[GreenFaleen]

[obdnanr]

Originally Posted by GreenFaleen

/rage

[zinc02GT]

hes pissed off about PT and the barracks and that there wasnt any Coke in the fridghe to drink his Jack.

His wife called him at 3 am in the morning bitching that he didnt pick up. thats about it

[obdnanr]

oh no she called and texted like 10 times from like 10pm to 3 am

and dumb mofos who still write checks! WTF or the other idiots to try to use a new debit card when THEY KNOW they havent activated it!! /FAIL!!!

[TheUNZippee!]

That's a shitload of fucks

[obdnanr]

i told you fuckers i said fuck more than like

[AtlanticBlue99]

you show 'em. run circles round they asses!!!

[whitemustang02]

if i say fuck 2 more times thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme

[obdnanr]

good song, i think i blasted that today also

[gooberhead320]

i will not be drinking jack daniels for awhile... ive gone through 3 bottles this semester (about a bottle everytime i drank) and after i drank this much

in an hour and a half on st pattys day.. i blacked out twice at the party, was responsible for clearing out a third of the party cause i guess i said the cops were outside haha... but on a serious note

drinking doesnt solve anything. and as for your wife calling you so much... shes your wife and she just wanted to talk to you

[Tony_90fox]

Originally Posted by whitemustang02 if i say fuck 2 more times thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme

haha, i was thinking the same thing!