[vfast]

my question is this why are you watching him jack off?

Originally Posted by gooberhead320 I'm ready to kill my roommate. first of all he needs to take a shower. he weighs 325 pounds (he tried telling everybody that he was 245-255 last semester, yeah fucking right) because he weighed himself the other day. and he does not take showers everyday, maybe every 3 days. its so bad that i can tell if he is in the room right when i open the door cause the smell rushes out. if he goes somewhere he sprays some old spice crap and a TON of it and it just smells horrible and he sprays it in the room even when i ask him to spray it in the hall. and all he does is lay on his bed and look at porn, he thinks i dont know but his bed is right behind the door and so i looked through the crack one day and saw it. and ive caught him jacking off several times with me in the room. and today when i come in the room from class he's listening to rock music. thats fine but he has the bass all the way up so it sounds like shit. i told him he needs to turn the bass down and he just told me that it sounds better like that and rock you need to hear the bass. i just looked at him and said "You're fucking retarded" and now he's listening to some opera shit with the bass still all the way up and its annoying. and last night he started writing a paper at 2 in the morning and i got in bed at 230. he starts playing music on the surround sound. i just leaned up from bed and said "dude im trying to go to bed you need to turn it off." he said"ok" but all he did was turn it down. i eventually tuned it out and fell asleep but got woken up at 430 cause he decided to open the window which is right by my bed and its windy as hell and all the truckers are driving at the time so i wake up to that and he's asleep on the floor. i yell at him to turn off his music and the light and i close the window. i fall right back asleep and wake up at 730 with his light on pointing right on my bed and he's asleep on his bed i was so pissed.. haha can i kill him? my roommate is 325 pounds, smells, doesnt take showers, annoying, kept me up till forever last night, kept waking me up, played his music loud when i was trying to sleep, turned the light on right on my bed and woke me up again and opened the window and got woken up by that

[gooberhead320]

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox HOLY FUCK!!!! That is my new roommate EXACTLY!!! Sucks doesn't it? God, my roommate never fucking sleeps either...he must sleep during the day when i am gone or something... but i agree, get a new roommate!!! I can hold out til early May

yeah i can wait till the first week of may too. and no he doesnt use lotion, that i know of. he doesnt even pull it out. he just does it in he pants so its obviously very small. and he tries to act like he gets all these girls. he brought this girl over one time and i made out with her and he still hasnt gotten anything from her. she was smaller than me too. and over christmas break he bought condoms... i think he got jealous when my ex kept comming to visit me and i always kicked him out of the room for the night

[gooberhead320]

Originally Posted by vfast my question is this why are you watching him jack off?

i didnt watch. i was in my bed. my bed is lofted and his isnt and the beds are on the same wall length wise. and i leaned up to tell him something and saw him doing it i was just like and yelled "CHAD!" it freaked him out haha and then i heard him clicking a lot to close everything. other times ill be watching tv and ill turn around and he'll be doing it. its gross

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by vfast my question is this why are you watching him jack off? I would have ran right over there and given the man a hand. Or two.

Loosen your grip

[gooberhead320]

i was looking through his computer and the porn he looks at, the guys are wearing masks.

[Tony_90fox]

come on now....dont look through his shit...That is one thing i dont do and i hate when people do it to me...

[AtlanticBlue99]

dude email his shit to his professors and stuff

[yojoe600]

Originally Posted by gooberhead320 i was looking through his computer and the porn he looks at, the guys are wearing masks.

probly freaks of cock

[Till]

just kick him in the nuts

[gooberhead320]

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox come on now....dont look through his shit...That is one thing i dont do and i hate when people do it to me...

no i was going to a serial site to download some virus' and the drop down list came down and it said mask so i clicked on it and thats what came up