[gooberhead320]

I'm ready to kill my roommate. first of all he needs to take a shower. he weighs 325 pounds (he tried telling everybody that he was 245-255 last semester, yeah fucking right) because he weighed himself the other day. and he does not take showers everyday, maybe every 3 days. its so bad that i can tell if he is in the room right when i open the door cause the smell rushes out. if he goes somewhere he sprays some old spice crap and a TON of it and it just smells horrible and he sprays it in the room even when i ask him to spray it in the hall. and all he does is lay on his bed and look at porn, he thinks i dont know but his bed is right behind the door and so i looked through the crack one day and saw it. and ive caught him jacking off several times with me in the room. and today when i come in the room from class he's listening to rock music. thats fine but he has the bass all the way up so it sounds like shit. i told him he needs to turn the bass down and he just told me that it sounds better like that and rock you need to hear the bass. i just looked at him and said "You're fucking retarded" and now he's listening to some opera shit with the bass still all the way up and its annoying. and last night he started writing a paper at 2 in the morning and i got in bed at 230. he starts playing music on the surround sound. i just leaned up from bed and said "dude im trying to go to bed you need to turn it off." he said"ok" but all he did was turn it down. i eventually tuned it out and fell asleep but got woken up at 430 cause he decided to open the window which is right by my bed and its windy as hell and all the truckers are driving at the time so i wake up to that and he's asleep on the floor. i yell at him to turn off his music and the light and i close the window. i fall right back asleep and wake up at 730 with his light on pointing right on my bed and he's asleep on his bed i was so pissed..

haha can i kill him?


my roommate is 325 pounds, smells, doesnt take showers, annoying, kept me up till forever last night, kept waking me up, played his music loud when i was trying to sleep, turned the light on right on my bed and woke me up again and opened the window and got woken up by that

[AtlanticBlue99]

need a new roommate!

[Genevieve!]

that sucks.. sleep in your car.

[futureMACH1racer]

I would beat his ass, and I don't just mean a bloody nose or fat lip. Fuck that motherfucker up. Then set doen the guidlines, or let him have it again. There can only be one king in the castle. Step up and be the alpha male or be his bitch. You take the choice,

Ain't but a few people that I have ever backed down to in my life. I'd rather get my ass kicked for sticking to my guns than chicken out. If it was me in that situation that guy who would be bathing everyday, doing my laundry, and asking me permission to breathe.

[futureMACH1racer]

Originally Posted by GenevieveD that sucks.. sleep in your car.

Wrong!!! Grab a bar of soap stick it in a sock, and beat him your message into him. he just needs "A Coming to Jesus Meeting" they work really well. It is single handedly the best think my old man ever taught me.

[thetrooper31]

stab him in the juggular!

[HuskerGT]

How about just telling him to move out - or if you can't stand it that bad, you move?

[93hatch]

whoop his ass or poor water on his laptop when he aint there and put pencil shavings in his bed

[futureMACH1racer]

People in Detroit must just be really confrontational, because we would've resorted to physical violence already.

[gooberhead320]

i dont have my car here so thats out of the question. and theres no point to standing up to him. i tell him all the time. i used to walk in the room and say "What smells? thats horrible! did you fart or something?" and he would just stare at me. he used to call me short cause hes like 6'3" or something and im 5'6" and i would just come back with alright fat ass, go lose some weight so you wont die of a heart attack in 5 years.

oh and i left out that he likes to clip his toe and fingernails and just leave them on the floor. that quickly ended when i went down stairs go the vacuum cleaner opened the door, hooked it up for him and said here, this is for whe you are done putting your disgusting nails all over the floor and next time put them in the trash not on the floor where i walk

[futureMACH1racer]

Piss on his bed, wait piss on him. I did that to kid in summer camp and they wanted to press charges on me. He'll never grab another girl's ass again though.

[AtlanticBlue99]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer Piss on his bed, wait piss on him. I did that to kid in summer camp and they wanted to press charges on me. He'll never grab another girl's ass again though.

not with you hovering over him at least

[thetrooper31]

i hated that...last semester i would always get woken up at like 630 by big trucks and shit makin all their noise drivin, and my dorm was right at the corner of an intersection it sucked

[93hatch]

i kinda think he would kick your ass now just based on his size

[futureMACH1racer]

That is disgusting!!! I can't believe you let this happen. Size don't mean a thing. Work his size to your advantage. You should be able to work around that guy like a clock. Tire him out then get him on his back and full mount and GROUND and POUND!!!

[gooberhead320]

ashland is gay and would rather us stay roommates and work things out. ive only got 5 weeks left of school so i can deal with it and im probably transferring next semester anyways. i really want to transfer and the school is $16000 less tuition a year but my parents are thinking about it

[AtlanticBlue99]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer That is disgusting!!! I can't believe you let this happen. Size don't mean a thing. Work his size to your advantage. You should be able to work around that guy like a clock. Tire him out then get him on his back and full mount and GROUND and POUND!!!

wtf dude. that would almost certainly be battery

[gooberhead320]

haha he does have a really bad left ankle i can give a swift kick to to take him down

[06RedfireGT]

Kick his ass sea bass.

And a couple cans of soda in a pillow case works better than soap in a sock

[Genevieve!]

get him kicked outta school maybe ?