Todays joke...

99Light · April 4th, 2008, 01:22 PM

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.

Source: Funny & Jokes

Cesar2cool · April 4th, 2008, 01:31 PM

Till · April 4th, 2008, 01:36 PM

LOL!

Onemanzu · April 4th, 2008, 02:14 PM

April 4th, 2008, 01:22 PM	#1
99Light Newbie 99 Lightning-07 GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: burbs of chi town Posts: 22 iTrader: 0 reviews	Todays joke... A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she. Source: Funny & Jokes __________________

April 4th, 2008, 02:14 PM	#4
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