Post Turtle...

1FastFox · April 11th, 2008, 12:25 PM

A lot of truth here.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old California rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said,"Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said,"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the poor idiot get down."

graystang01 · April 11th, 2008, 12:30 PM

+1 rep for that lol

futureMACH1racer · April 11th, 2008, 12:39 PM

That is hilarious, and so very true.

WAR-PARTY · April 11th, 2008, 01:44 PM

Yup I passed that on one

shadow5403 · April 11th, 2008, 02:29 PM

that is great

1FastFox · April 11th, 2008, 05:12 PM

Must be a bunch of Obama fans in here, figured I would get more laughs out of this...

BWAL · April 11th, 2008, 05:15 PM

hhhaahahhahah that's fucking great dude

zilx · April 11th, 2008, 05:19 PM

I'm an obama fan, but I still think its funny. Not really a obama fan, just anti-hillary and Mccain, and will do anything to keep those morons out of office.

April 11th, 2008, 12:25 PM	#1
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Philanderer Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 8,977 iTrader: 4 reviews	Post Turtle... A lot of truth here. While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old California rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said,"Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said,"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the poor idiot get down." __________________ Might want to consider writing down what is said above, it will help you at some point or another in your life!

April 11th, 2008, 12:39 PM	#3
futureMACH1racer Honeybadger is Crazy 2008 F-250 Super Duty Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 10,901 iTrader: 0 reviews	That is hilarious, and so very true. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

April 11th, 2008, 01:44 PM	#4
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Yup I passed that on one __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

April 11th, 2008, 02:29 PM	#5
shadow5403 Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: PA Posts: 2,041 iTrader: 0 reviews	that is great __________________

April 11th, 2008, 05:12 PM	#6
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Philanderer Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 8,977 iTrader: 4 reviews	Must be a bunch of Obama fans in here, figured I would get more laughs out of this... __________________ Might want to consider writing down what is said above, it will help you at some point or another in your life!

April 11th, 2008, 05:19 PM	#8
zilx Newbie 1997 Mustang V6 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Concord, NC Posts: 14 iTrader: 0 reviews	I'm an obama fan, but I still think its funny. Not really a obama fan, just anti-hillary and Mccain, and will do anything to keep those morons out of office.

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