Polite Way to Pee

Regency 2007 · April 14th, 2008, 11:18 PM

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.What about you

Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.''That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'The teacher fainted...

B0B · April 14th, 2008, 11:26 PM

ReverendDexter · April 14th, 2008, 11:30 PM

Damn all this political correctness, just say "Bitch, stay put while I go take a piss!"

vfast · April 15th, 2008, 12:57 PM

*L*

Ninjawafers! · April 15th, 2008, 01:00 PM

tsp_2177 · April 15th, 2008, 01:26 PM

Onemanzu · April 15th, 2008, 03:27 PM

vfast · April 15th, 2008, 05:59 PM

tell her
honey be back in a few I have to introduce Mr. Thick Dick to misses urnal

futureMACH1racer · April 15th, 2008, 06:02 PM

I would probably say something along the lines of what the 3rd student said.

06RedfireGT · April 15th, 2008, 06:04 PM

April 14th, 2008, 11:18 PM	#1
Regency 2007 Hardcore Enthusiast F-150 FX4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Memphrica Posts: 1,157 iTrader: 0 reviews	Polite Way to Pee The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.''That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'The teacher fainted...

April 14th, 2008, 11:26 PM	#2
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April 14th, 2008, 11:30 PM	#3
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April 15th, 2008, 12:57 PM	#4
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April 15th, 2008, 05:59 PM	#8
vfast Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: shimmy shack takeout Posts: 1,092 iTrader: 0 reviews	tell her honey be back in a few I have to introduce Mr. Thick Dick to misses urnal __________________ EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION:cool: 6'ers are for kids 1965 chevelle SS 421 sbc 6 speed, 3.90 gears,alum d-shaft, brodix heads,roller cam,925 AED carb...grocery getter[COLOR="Red"]RIP[/COLOR]

April 15th, 2008, 06:02 PM	#9
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