[Horseshoeing]

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a
brand
new
Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and
it
costs him
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old
man on
a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What
kind of
car
ya' got there sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"


"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
young
dude
proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
the
window
and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man
says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my
moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old
man
just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
speedometer
reads 160mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and
suddenly,

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young
man
asks
himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to
250mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!
Amazed that
a moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes
the
moped
at 275mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees
the old
man
gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he
floors
the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320mph. Not
ten
seconds
later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is
flat out, and
there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing
the
rear end.

The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man
is
still
alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there
anything
I can do for you?"

The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook... my...
suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror

[03 R Code]

I chuckled

[AtlanticBlue99]

hehe, surprised the old man stayed on the moped as opposed to being drug behind on the ground- either way, still funny

[MSO]

pffft that old guy owns lol

shit had me laughin for a good minute haha

[B0mb3r645]

I think my grandpa did that one...

[MSO]

the joke? or riding the moped?

[DanishStallion]

almost choked on my beer

[97Cobra]

lol thats a good one! driving a moped is like singing in the car, its fun intill your friends catch you doing it. lmao

[Bossman351]

Yeah, I laughed my ass off the first time I read that too. Good one.

[itschristorres8]

....i dont get it....

(idiot)