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so my night
i start off drinking keystone, i then got get 110 vodka but they only had 105 oh and mounain dew, i drink about 5 shots of that an then i do the phi delta theta knock and on my friends door and jockingly this kid (who bencges 335 easly, dead lifts some crazy amount and can squatt 650 pounds or someting. well he opens the door and i have my foot there and this kid goes dude he's gonna fuck uop your foot, well as i move my foot i get nudged behind and my finger goes in between the door ad takes a huge slice on the left and right side of my index finger and it immediatly starys gushing blood and everyone with me is drunk incl. me and everyonr is like aww its fine jusr put a bandaide on it well this kid that is a life guard, and is sober says no you need o go to the hospital so they told me itr was xloase to stitches and being broken so now i have a huige thing on my finge./hand
and this stupid little fuck with a ford focus tries to tell me he has a 302 and a HERSHEY shifter, yes hwrshey... i go along with it and say oh really and he takes me for a ride and i say dude, one you dont have a 302 engine and 2 its nothershey its hurstr and its a sttock AUTOMATIC shifter, youre a tool take me back to the house
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Smelly Fists, Socking Cocks
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best part of the thread
/hand where's mr belding when u need him |
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they only did that to u because u were being loud hiitting on the male nurses and u werent even a patient
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they never asked... i even treied to walk a streaightr line behind the nurse hawha.... i didnt succeed but yeah they never asked if i was drunk or anything i was suprised
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Big timin' in a small town
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Im sure they knew I can usaual tell when people are drunk and im sure nurses that see tons of drunk people can tell too
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u prolly smelled like a bar too
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i was just like drunk i wasnt wasted. i wasnt slurring my words or anything. and i wasnt at a bar i was in my room. im only 19 i cant be in bars around here
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i didnt take any
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