I felt this needed to be shared.

Dansby · June 2nd, 2008, 02:29 AM

For those that havn't read this...enjoy.

Originally Posted by '02SilverBullet

My first year outta high school my girl was still in. I picked her up from school one day and took her home and was hanging out. It was cold as a mofo that day. I had to be at work a bit later that evening so I was gonna stay till then. Well long about dark... all hell broke loose. It started sleeting and snowing outside. It was comming down hard. The autorities quickly closed the Mississippi River bridge that I needed to cross for work. Well... I wasnt going to work that night. I hung out a lil while longer. My girls dad was gone on like a 2 week hunting trip, so it was just me, my girl plus her sis and mom. Her mom started telling me that I shouldnt drive home in this weather and talked me into staying the night (like THAT was hard LOL). She even told us to stay up late and rent PPV movies... got us an air mattress to kick back on and all... She just told us that we had better behave. Well there we are.... watching movies everyone takes off to bed...Its just me and her. My girl starts trying to mess around and Im like HELL NO! Well I ended up saying wtf we will just make out (yeah right LOL) SO we are making out and by the light of the TV and we here her mom open her door. We get right real fast she comes through to the kitchen ... then goes back to bed. I think she KNEW what was up.... That woman timed shit out just right. I had "mounted up" and wasnt no more than the 3rd stroke in and here she (mom) comes. Uhh Huu! Caught you 2 in the act! I was OH SHIT! I was SO SHAMED all I could do was burry my face into the pillow next to my girls shoulder (im STILL ON TOP OF HER AND INSIDE HER TOO at this time). But to my amazment... she was pretty cool about it. She asked me if I had on protection and I did... I told her yes and she was like "I aint takin care of no grand kids this early" She was SO protection oriented (what parent wouldnt be) she even went and got some stuff I think it was her older sisters. It was like a disolveable film crap. She went and got one and said her PUT THIS IN THERE..... NOW! So there I am... me and my girl both naked covered up and all. With her mom telling one of us to put this film stuff inside her. Jennifer (my girl) made ME do it. Her mom wanted to here the film crinkle as it went in and she wasnt leaving till she knew it was in. So I had to do this shit infront of her... talk about embarrassing! Once she heard it go in shes like "now you two have fun... and dont do anything that me and your daddy wouldnt do"! I was like WTF?!! Did she just say that?!! I was so rattled by the whole ordeal I lost my stiffy and it wasnt comming back LOL. The whole deal wasnt THAT bad. I still cant beleive how cool she was about it. But it was still embarrassing has hell! That was worse than the time I got caught whacking off by far!

It is a GOOD read.

Thanks '02! haha.

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:33 AM

what the hell did she make her shove in her pussy?

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:33 AM

perv

BWAL · June 2nd, 2008, 02:33 AM

lmfao

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by atlacatl213

what the hell did she make her shove in her pussy?

birth control. its a strip that melts and releases the baby killin stuff

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:35 AM

ive heard of them all but film strip?

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:40 AM

yea... i dated a girl that used that stuff

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:41 AM

thats rather interesting... lol

i should tell my homeboy about that stuff. he was worried he knocked up his girl but he didn't. so i guess that stuff should do the trick.

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:43 AM

worked for us. but now she's a whore and i hope she gets aids

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:44 AM

lol you guys sure do know how to end in civil terms with your ex's eh? o.0

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:45 AM

she shouldnt have cheated on me with an emo kid because he had pot

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:49 AM

you shoulda done a Houdini to her and aimed for the face

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:52 AM

she asked me to come pick her up so we could talk. i went and got her and we was drivin around and she broke up with me. i put her on the side of the road and i went home. we had been drivin for about 20 minutes at 55 mph and she left her phone and keys in my car when i kicked her out. i threw them out about 15 minutes after her. i thought it was funny and i havent talked to her since

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 02:54 AM

lmfao!!! sweet!! I think I have a new hero now. lol.

that sucks though, i woulda done pretty much the same thing.

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 03:00 AM

im good like that

atlacatl213 · June 2nd, 2008, 03:01 AM

fasho man.

Dansby · June 2nd, 2008, 02:52 PM

Love where that conversation went, haha.

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 03:00 PM

u cant keep a thread on track around here...

Dansby · June 2nd, 2008, 03:10 PM

Oh I'm well aware of that, haha.

graystang01 · June 2nd, 2008, 03:15 PM

ok well as long as u realize that i might as well go ahead and say this

penis

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