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Old June 12th, 2008, 11:36 PM   #1
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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until
you
leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
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Walk into a party with a bottle of flavored vodka, the guys call you a bitch or a fag, but all the girls want a taste. Call me whatever you want, I'm surrounded by tits and ass
 
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