Im man whoring

JASonic · June 13th, 2008, 04:03 PM

But I feel compelled to tell my story of this morning. Its short.
Wifey decided to take a vacation day and off to Holmes beach we went. Its "off" season down here so there are no tourists tooling around "ooing and ahhhing" taking up the good parking spots. I have to say the Gulf is in spectacular shape . Clear as bottled water today with no smell. Anyway, I floated around in the surf for a bit. I like to sit in the shallows where the water is like a foot deep or so and let the waves crash over me. IDK, Im entertained easily. So being the Irish bastard I am, I can only take an hour or so of the sun.

On the way home my butt was nagging me. I was thinking it was the damp swim trunks. You know, a little "chapped" booty er something. All the way back, I could feel a bit of discomfort near my poop hole. So I get home and jump in the shower just to get the salt water off. Then I seen it... the culprits to my ass pain. Two small sea shells fell to the shower floor. Those little bastards stowed away in my butt crack. Well, they went right down the drain and are headed back to where they came from.

White99stang · June 13th, 2008, 04:05 PM

haha you pooped sea shells

atlacatl213 · June 13th, 2008, 04:08 PM

lmao!!! what the hell?

um... idk what to say... lol.

JASonic · June 13th, 2008, 04:10 PM

Man, dont say nothing. Maybe feel bad for the little sea shells thinking they were going for the ride of their life. They finally made it out of the bay. Only to be sent right back.

Hey, story kinda rings a bell to the whole Mexican problem.

atlacatl213 · June 13th, 2008, 04:11 PM

are you trying to infer something? >.>

JASonic · June 13th, 2008, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by atlacatl213

are you trying to infer something? >.>

Nah. I'll state my opinion around here about anything of any nature. I'm just having fun. Well, the shells did hurt a bit at one point.

1FastFox · June 13th, 2008, 04:13 PM

Thats some funny stuff man...

atlacatl213 · June 13th, 2008, 04:14 PM

Ok, I kinda took that the wrong way too hah.

sucks that you had shells there though, idk about that ride of their life thing, i think i could think of better places to be riding on than a guys ass lol.

JASonic · June 13th, 2008, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by atlacatl213

Ok, I kinda took that the wrong way too hah.

sucks that you had shells there though, idk about that ride of their life thing, i think i could think of better places to be riding on than a guys ass lol.

Ya... hitch hiking on my booty probably is not the best mode of transportation... but then again, you ever stand behind a long haul trucker at a truck stop? I can only image the hell it smells like in their cab. Maybe my butt aint so bad compared to that.

homebrewed · June 13th, 2008, 04:53 PM

Dude, the craziest shit happens to you!

JASonic · June 13th, 2008, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Dude, the craziest shit happens to you!

Hey... go check out the "lots of good" post.... you need to edit it. I couldnt quite get it right.

homebrewed · June 13th, 2008, 05:01 PM

*points to "good news" thread*

TheUNZippee! · June 13th, 2008, 05:42 PM

Dude kinky title for a thread....you man whore

futureMACH1racer · June 13th, 2008, 06:01 PM

Nice

TheUNZippee! · June 13th, 2008, 06:02 PM

I R inosents

WAR-PARTY · June 13th, 2008, 06:16 PM

Next time insert a 'manpon' before going to the beach, keeps unnatural objicts out ur asshole!

TheUNZippee! · June 13th, 2008, 06:17 PM

why the fuck would I want one then

JASonic · June 13th, 2008, 07:15 PM

Manpon for seashell safety. I think it might market well. Maybe I should have left my Pull-Ups for the pool on.

06RedfireGT · June 13th, 2008, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Next time insert a 'manpon' before going to the beach, keeps unnatural objicts out ur asshole!

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

why the fuck would I want one then

Sig!

TheUNZippee! · June 13th, 2008, 07:20 PM

^has a gigantic kawk

June 13th, 2008, 04:03 PM	#1
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	Im man whoring But I feel compelled to tell my story of this morning. Its short. Wifey decided to take a vacation day and off to Holmes beach we went. Its "off" season down here so there are no tourists tooling around "ooing and ahhhing" taking up the good parking spots. I have to say the Gulf is in spectacular shape . Clear as bottled water today with no smell. Anyway, I floated around in the surf for a bit. I like to sit in the shallows where the water is like a foot deep or so and let the waves crash over me. IDK, Im entertained easily. So being the Irish bastard I am, I can only take an hour or so of the sun. On the way home my butt was nagging me. I was thinking it was the damp swim trunks. You know, a little "chapped" booty er something. All the way back, I could feel a bit of discomfort near my poop hole. So I get home and jump in the shower just to get the salt water off. Then I seen it... the culprits to my ass pain. Two small sea shells fell to the shower floor. Those little bastards stowed away in my butt crack. Well, they went right down the drain and are headed back to where they came from.

June 13th, 2008, 04:05 PM	#2
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June 13th, 2008, 04:13 PM	#7
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June 13th, 2008, 06:01 PM	#14
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June 13th, 2008, 06:16 PM	#16
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Next time insert a 'manpon' before going to the beach, keeps unnatural objicts out ur asshole! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

June 13th, 2008, 04:10 PM	#4
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	Man, dont say nothing. Maybe feel bad for the little sea shells thinking they were going for the ride of their life. They finally made it out of the bay. Only to be sent right back. Hey, story kinda rings a bell to the whole Mexican problem.

June 13th, 2008, 07:15 PM	#18
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	Manpon for seashell safety. I think it might market well. Maybe I should have left my Pull-Ups for the pool on.

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