[whitemustang02]

ok well i am asking this because as i am sure most of you know i have no experience in this area, and have no life

but seriously
i need some advice

well there is this girl that i work with, that i like.
and we have been talking since i started there last week, every day talking more and more as we got more comfortable with each other, and started doing some casual flirting with each other, nothing to serious.
now i think i want to try and make my move, but have no idea what to do. since 1. i have no experience, and 2. i have to work with her every day for the rest of the summer, so i don't want to do any thing that will make it awkward.


and before you say it i alredy know PIITB

[Modified88Dreamer]

Originally Posted by whitemustang02 and before you say it i alredy know PIITB

PIITB

[obdnanr]

act a fool, and be funny. and if you fuck her it WILL be awkward for ever, less it works out or something

oh yeah be an asshole, nice guys never finish.

[whitemustang02]

Originally Posted by obdnanr act a fool, and be funny. and if you fuck her it WILL be awkward for ever, less it works out or something oh yeah be an asshole, nice guys never finish.

i alredy got the funny part down, i was making her laugh the entire time we had and extra hour off due to some of the upper management having a meeting

and i am hoping for something to work out not just a hit it an quit it thing

[TheUNZippee!]

Don't put it in the butt. That's for advanced users. Start off with a furious handjob. Work your way up from there.

Mike, just be yourself man. Make eye contact with her. Listen to her. Don't act too interested, as in over bearing like interested, but make her aware you like her.

Hold doors open for her. As she walks through the door, gently put your hand on the small of her back. You should be able to tell by her response and facial expression how she feels.

After you have become comfortable around her, ask her out, plan and simple.

"Do you want to go grab dinner and see a movie with me this weekend?"

If she says yes, let me know what time it is so I can get a good seat in the back, so that I can be well hidden as I furiously rub one out.

Be in control. Ask her "Is 5 pm good for you? What do you like to eat?"

If she responds say, "Why, I love sausages", then say "How about East Side Mario's?"

I'm sure she will love the sausages in there.

Be confident and polite to other people throughout the night. That will show her what you are like as a person overall.

When you get to the restaurant, ask for a booth. It's more intimate. When you sit down, ask her what she wants to drink. Then order both your drinks, placing hers first. "Bertha will have a Shirley Temple, and I, Michael, will have a Tom Collins, cause I'm the motherfucking man." <-(last part is facetious)

Then discuss the food. If she knows the place, ask her what is good to eat there. Resist the urge to say "Besides your spectacular nest of moist chewy goodness".

Don't be afraid to flirt with her, but don't be overt about it. There is a fine line between making her laugh and having her tell her friends afterwards that "You should have seen this creepy fucker I went out with tonight."

Above all else, just be yourself, and don't be frontin', playa. Falsehoods will set you up for a crash further down the road.

I'm sure you can take it from there brother.


lol

[Youngin]

yes zip come give me a handjob

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Don't put it in the butt. That's for advanced users. Start off with a furious handjob. Work your way up from there. <-(last part is facetious) "Besides your spectacular nest of moist chewy goodness".

LMFAO



sides

hurty

[TheUNZippee!]

Red are you coming on to me

[homebrewed]

Be nothing other than what you have so far. Let her know you are interested. Leave it at that.
By no means should you be fake. Be yourself.

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Red are you coming on to me

*cops a feel*

[obdnanr]

Originally Posted by homebrewed Be nothing other than what you have so far. Let her know you are interested. Leave it at that. By no means should you be fake. Be yourself.

be yourself plus 10!

[Modified88Dreamer]

Originally Posted by obdnanr be yourself plus 10!

3 1/2

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT *cops a feel*

Beast!

[06RedfireGT]

^truth

[Heather]

Mike - You and I have talked a lot. Your a great guy. Just be yourself. Show some confidence, girls like that. Just don't be too cocky.

[whitemustang02]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Don't put it in the butt. That's for advanced users. Start off with a furious handjob. Work your way up from there. Mike, just be yourself man. Make eye contact with her. Listen to her. Don't act too interested, as in over bearing like interested, but make her aware you like her. Hold doors open for her. As she walks through the door, gently put your hand on the small of her back. You should be able to tell by her response and facial expression how she feels. After you have become comfortable around her, ask her out, plan and simple. "Do you want to go grab dinner and see a movie with me this weekend?" If she says yes, let me know what time it is so I can get a good seat in the back, so that I can be well hidden as I furiously rub one out. Be in control. Ask her "Is 5 pm good for you? What do you like to eat?" If she responds say, "Why, I love sausages", then say "How about East Side Mario's?" I'm sure she will love the sausages in there. Be confident and polite to other people throughout the night. That will show her what you are like as a person overall. When you get to the restaurant, ask for a booth. It's more intimate. When you sit down, ask her what she wants to drink. Then order both your drinks, placing hers first. "Bertha will have a Shirley Temple, and I, Michael, will have a Tom Collins, cause I'm the motherfucking man." <-(last part is facetious) Then discuss the food. If she knows the place, ask her what is good to eat there. Resist the urge to say "Besides your spectacular nest of moist chewy goodness". Don't be afraid to flirt with her, but don't be overt about it. There is a fine line between making her laugh and having her tell her friends afterwards that "You should have seen this creepy fucker I went out with tonight." Above all else, just be yourself, and don't be frontin', playa. Falsehoods will set you up for a crash further down the road. I'm sure you can take it from there brother. lol

first off tht was some funny shit

i alredy have been holding doors open for her and that kind of thing. but i cant due the hand on th small of her back thing, because since i work for Kodak, they are very strict on the sexual harassment things, so i cant do any touchy feely things, cause that could easily get me fired


i and i have been trying to to be overbearing, i don't sit with her every brake we get, like some times if she is siting with other people i will just go sit some where else instead of trying to barge in. or i i get to the brake room first i will sit at an empty table and them about 70% of the time she will come join me, so i have been doing the same thing if i see her at a table by her self

[Heather]

Oh, and don't "try" and make it become something, kind of let it go with the flow.

[whitemustang02]

Originally Posted by Heather Mike - You and I have talked a lot. Your a great guy. Just be yourself. Show some confidence, girls like that. Just don't be too cocky.

ya, and you should know that there is no way i would be over cocky

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by whitemustang02 first off tht was some funny shit i alredy have been holding doors open for her and that kind of thing. but i cant due the hand on th small of her back thing, because since i work for Kodak, they are very strict on the sexual harassment things, so i cant do any touchy feely things, cause that could easily get me fired i and i have been trying to to be overbearing, i don't sit with her every brake we get, like some times if she is siting with other people i will just go sit some where else instead of trying to barge in. or i i get to the brake room first i will sit at an empty table and them about 70% of the time she will come join me, so i have been doing the same thing if i see her at a table by her self

All right so invite her out for a coffee. Then do the door holding, had on small of back deal.

Just wear an apron in case you accidentally pop a massively raging erection

[futureMACH1racer]

Mike, hey bro! Just be calm, play it cool. Don't talk about yourself too much! Show interest i her, and ask about her. Let her see that you're interested, and that when whe she is around you that she comes first. Let her decide, what to do.

To help with the awkwardness I suggest a fu activity like going to the beach, putt- putt, those kinds of dates are easy to break the ice, and easy to pick up signs. Also you can flirt alot, You might have to help her with her swig. Giver hell, and