The jedi were like chevy owners and the Ford owners are like the sith...

Yoda: Died of old age fighting the darkside aka Ford owners..
Quigon Gin: Juat another fast chevy owner that got takin down by the sith..
Obi Won: Died at the hands of a former jedi turned sith..
Luke: This kid was like someone who got the by until the final race and the ford owner had engine trouble or some shit.. Its like Vador made it to the championship and beat all the compitition to only get engine trouble.

Emperor: Darkest of the sith and obviously the fastest ford owner.. In the end it took another sith to take him down and Vador died upon doing so..
Darth Vador: Was the coolest sith and took down the emperor...
Darth Maul: Had the coolest light sabor (stang) and fucked up Quigon Gin..

I know someone is gonna make fun of this but it is ment to be funny and I have entirely too much time on my hands in this place.. There is nothing but desert out there and I am bored as hell...

[thecryptkeeper]

Man I feel you bro, that was awesome I havent laughed this hard in a long time. Whats worst were so EFFIN bored that even though were both here together in Iraq and live less than 20 feet apart we talk to each other on the Forums.......god we need to get the hell outta here soon.....I can say I lost my mind, cause I never had one but it seems like you are losing what lil bit of mind you had............................

[00vabchgt]

did somebody send you the Star Wars box set while you're out in the desert bro?

lol My battle has them all on this external hard drive...

[thecryptkeeper]

Hey man thats what we need to do, have a star wars marathon, that will kill a day. We can discuss how your ideals on the DARKSIDE and the JEDI MASTERS are as far as FORD and others go. God I am bored, why the heck am I even suggesting this....lol

[Vinyl66]

i kinda agree however the jedi do eventually win it all

[thecryptkeeper]

Yeah and no, seeing its all fake anyway we can believe that FORD=Darkside, cause Ford will kick most any other cars ass, just as long as the driver knows what the hell he's doing. Also if he at least has a semi decent setup. But either way this is just my opinion, so dont shoot me for voicing it................lol

[supermachone]

yeah the light side will always win lol, although obi wan didnt get killed by vader, he became part of the force before vader could hit him...thats why he stomps on obi wans empty cloak after he vanishes cause he didnt know where the fuck he went lol

quigon gin pretty much got owned,

yoda more like died of old age period lol

luke was just misguided to begin with but soon stepped up his game

vader went from light to dark to light again lol

darth sidious was a sneaky bastard, and almost got owned by mace windu but anakin betrayed the light side, but only to get owned by anakin in the end

darth maul was pretty bad ass, but not bad ass enough, got owned by obi wan

so by that analysis ford will always give chevy trouble, but chevy will always come out on top lol

[thecryptkeeper]

Well hell I have to say I agree and disagree and will agree to disagree. I have always been an avid Chevy boy, till I ran into my buddy. He showed me the ways of the darkside and ever since I will never go back to a Chevy, well other then my mudtruck...lol. Sides man you just looked into it waaaaay to deeply...lol oh well thats what forums are good for........peace

[supermachone]

haha i know man im a big star wars fan so i had to throw my 2 cents in

[thecryptkeeper]

Oh I know and got ya man, and not knocking ya for it, im just saying that if all the Sith drove fords and all the Jedi Masters drove chevys it all would of been different......lol

[DOSBoot]

I always thought Jedis drove Fords, and the Dark side drove Chevys.

[HMUSN]

Dorks.

[JASonic]

Originally Posted by HMUSN Dorks.

+1.... but I love you guys... keep up the good work overseas.

[graystang01]

i probly woulda thought that was funny if i had seen star wars.
never watched it tho

[thecryptkeeper]

Dorks. Yeah I guess you can say we are dorks but hey when you sit on you ass most the time and do nothing you can come up with some hella crazy sh!t. JASonic hey man thanks for the support, not everyone supports what were doing, its great to see everyone that does.... May the Schwartz be with you..... Now who can tell me what movie that is from......lol

[JASonic]

Fuckin movie with Pizza the Hut... SPACEBALLS!

[JASonic]

YouTube - best bits of spaceballs the movie

YouTube - best bits of spaceballs the movie

[thecryptkeeper]

HELL yeah bro. I love Barf, what a fricken name for a parody character of Chewie....lol anyway thanks again for the support, and hell with it if im a dork then so be it......im one badass dork, with a nice ride at least.........

[07stanggt]

well i have a different spin. GM is the largest car company with ford being 3rd now. Ford is the underdog, usually getting more done with less cubic inches. i think ford is the rebellion and the stang is the jedi. Gm is the empire.