Think I'm gonna have to choke a bitch!!!

futureMACH1racer · June 21st, 2008, 12:29 PM

Well I have to two visitors this weekend. My little sister and my future girlfriend Jen. To whom the girl that I've been talking to alot in the past couple months. Anyways, Jen and I had this all planned out. It was supposed to be a pretty much a sex fest.

Problem: My sister who has became very goood friends with Jen is cocking blocking me like it's her f**king job. We have not had a single moment together, and it's really starting to piss me off.

Last night, my sister was supposed to go visit a gf of hers in Camp Lajeussne, and Jen asn I were to have the whole night to ourselves. No, but my sister Erica complained that she didn't wanna go buy herself, and Jen had to tag along in the end.

This morning, I made them breakfast, and jumped in the shower, Jen followed me in, and we were going to have a quickie, but Erica came back early from her morning run.

My patience has run thin, and and my sexual frustration has been showing through. I've been waiting on this weekend for 3 weeks. If I don't get laid this weekend by Jen, than I'm seriously contemplating dishoning my sister, and never talking to her again. I seriously think that my sister has a thiung for Jen, and is purposely doing this. I had a notion in the past that she liked both girls and boys.

This just isn't fair, I'm seriously thinking about going to the bar tonight and getting some random dude to keep my sister company so I can finally get some much needed attention to my balls.

Youngin · June 21st, 2008, 12:45 PM

lol ill be there

weems · June 21st, 2008, 12:46 PM

tell your sister to fuck off

thetrooper31 · June 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM

flyout whitemustang and have him do your sister cuz he needs to get laid and it will distract ur sister...2 birds with 1 stone.

Youngin · June 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM

the art of right hand ,, my son the time has come

Rico-mofos · June 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM

wow man thats brutal...a sister coc block ftl! i like your plan so far ...if i can think of something ill post it right away

Rico-mofos · June 21st, 2008, 12:49 PM

i would give her the "bloods thicker than water" speech...lay a little guilt trip on her about her blue ballin her own flesh n blood

TheUNZippee! · June 21st, 2008, 12:55 PM

Look your sister in the eye, and tell her to grow up and stop interfering in your life, because you love her, and would never do this to her.

Rico-mofos · June 21st, 2008, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Look your sister in the eye, and tell her to grow up and stop interfering in your life, because you love her, and would never do this to her.

it has been written and it shall be

TheUNZippee! · June 21st, 2008, 01:01 PM

lmao

graystang01 · June 21st, 2008, 01:05 PM

where do u live and how old is your sister?

obdnanr · June 21st, 2008, 01:13 PM

streetracer · June 21st, 2008, 01:14 PM

if you are in the shower with a girl and you let your sister stop you from slippin in then shame on you.....NOTHING should have been able to stop you from at least sliding in for a quickie there....thats all YOUR fault

Luis_GT · June 21st, 2008, 01:41 PM

If you can't tell your siter to fuck off then your a pussy... I've trained my sisters and by just giving them the stink eye, they leave me the fuck alone.

zers · June 21st, 2008, 01:42 PM

I agree with a couple other ... Why not talk to your sister, not whine about it on the intertubes?

also: dishoning isn't the same as disowning.

HMUSN · June 21st, 2008, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

If you can't tell your siter to fuck off then your a pussy... I've trained my sisters and by just giving them the stink eye, they leave me the fuck alone.

you show them your brown eye?

crazy Illegals.

Luis_GT · June 21st, 2008, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

you show them your brown eye? crazy Illegals.

Heather · June 21st, 2008, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by streetracer

if you are in the shower with a girl and you let your sister stop you from slippin in then shame on you.....NOTHING should have been able to stop you from at least sliding in for a quickie there....thats all YOUR fault

AGREED. Jake - your a dumb whine bag whom I cherish. Fuckin poke her in front of your sister, maybe then your sis will get the point.

Fly me out to take care of the sister - I have been wanting to try the whole girl thing.

futureMACH1racer · June 21st, 2008, 01:59 PM

Problem resolved, I asked my sister to go return my some movies, and to pick up some sushi. I had an hour and a half alone with Jen. That releived some tension, tonight we're going to get my sister wasted so she passes out early. Then we'll have plenty of time to do all that I need to do. I'm going to need at least 5 hours.

HMUSN · June 21st, 2008, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer

Problem resolved, I asked my sister to go return my some movies, and to pick up some sushi. I had an hour and a half alone with Jen. That releived some tension, tonight we're going to get my sister wasted so she passes out early. Then we'll have plenty of time to do all that I need to do. I'm going to need at least 5 seconds.

fix t.

June 21st, 2008, 12:29 PM	#1
futureMACH1racer I.D.G.A.F. 2009 John Deere 9670 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 11,347 iTrader: 0 reviews	Think I'm gonna have to choke a bitch!!! Well I have to two visitors this weekend. My little sister and my future girlfriend Jen. To whom the girl that I've been talking to alot in the past couple months. Anyways, Jen and I had this all planned out. It was supposed to be a pretty much a sex fest. Problem: My sister who has became very goood friends with Jen is cocking blocking me like it's her fking job. We have not had a single moment together, and it's really starting to piss me off. Last night, my sister was supposed to go visit a gf of hers in Camp Lajeussne, and Jen asn I were to have the whole night to ourselves. No, but my sister Erica complained that she didn't wanna go buy herself, and Jen had to tag along in the end. This morning, I made them breakfast, and jumped in the shower, Jen followed me in, and we were going to have a quickie, but Erica came back early from her morning run. My patience has run thin, and and my sexual frustration has been showing through. I've been waiting on this weekend for 3 weeks. If I don't get laid this weekend by Jen, than I'm seriously contemplating dishoning my sister, and never talking to her again. I seriously think that my sister has a thiung for Jen, and is purposely doing this. I had a notion in the past that she liked both girls and boys. This just isn't fair, I'm seriously thinking about going to the bar tonight and getting some random dude to keep my sister company so I can finally get some much needed attention to my balls. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.**

June 21st, 2008, 12:45 PM	#2
Youngin Hip Hop Artist Byebye V6~ Welcome Home New Pony :P Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Californ-i-A Posts: 6,508 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	lol ill be there __________________ ItaliStang Made.. Maybe Red But Makes One Hell Of A Sig http://www.myspace.com/moddedmustangz Modded Mustang's Song

June 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM	#4
thetrooper31 Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Horsham , Pennsylvania Posts: 1,242 iTrader: 1 reviews	flyout whitemustang and have him do your sister cuz he needs to get laid and it will distract ur sister...2 birds with 1 stone. __________________ [SIZE=5][COLOR=Yellow][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=green] [/COLOR]

June 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM	#5
Youngin Hip Hop Artist Byebye V6~ Welcome Home New Pony :P Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Californ-i-A Posts: 6,508 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	the art of right hand ,, my son the time has come __________________ ItaliStang Made.. Maybe Red But Makes One Hell Of A Sig http://www.myspace.com/moddedmustangz Modded Mustang's Song

June 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM	#6
Rico-mofos Hardcore Enthusiast 2008 Bullitt #890 slow Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,589 iTrader: 0 reviews	wow man thats brutal...a sister coc block ftl! i like your plan so far ...if i can think of something ill post it right away __________________ BULLITT CREW #5 LT GTB mufflers for sale

June 21st, 2008, 12:46 PM	#3
weems Tech Exchange Head Honcho 2003 SVT Cobra 11.70 @ 121 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Forsyth/Statesboro, GA Posts: 9,176 iTrader: 3 reviews	tell your sister to fuck off

June 21st, 2008, 12:49 PM	#7
Rico-mofos Hardcore Enthusiast 2008 Bullitt #890 slow Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,589 iTrader: 0 reviews	i would give her the "bloods thicker than water" speech...lay a little guilt trip on her about her blue ballin her own flesh n blood __________________ BULLITT CREW #5 LT GTB mufflers for sale

June 21st, 2008, 01:13 PM	#12
obdnanr Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 v6 340/373 - yay for belts Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: around Posts: 1,764 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ 4.2L, gforce t5, 8.8, d1sc, other shit. stang is down

June 21st, 2008, 01:14 PM	#13
streetracer Newbie Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 29 iTrader: 0 reviews	if you are in the shower with a girl and you let your sister stop you from slippin in then shame on you.....NOTHING should have been able to stop you from at least sliding in for a quickie there....thats all YOUR fault __________________ "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." John Wayne

June 21st, 2008, 01:41 PM	#14
Luis_GT Banned 2002 BMW 530i don't know and don't care Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,180 iTrader: 0 reviews	If you can't tell your siter to fuck off then your a pussy... I've trained my sisters and by just giving them the stink eye, they leave me the fuck alone.

June 21st, 2008, 01:42 PM	#15
zers Regular 1965 Coupe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 356 iTrader: 0 reviews	I agree with a couple other ... Why not talk to your sister, not whine about it on the intertubes? also: dishoning isn't the same as disowning. __________________

June 21st, 2008, 01:59 PM	#19
futureMACH1racer I.D.G.A.F. 2009 John Deere 9670 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 11,347 iTrader: 0 reviews	Problem resolved, I asked my sister to go return my some movies, and to pick up some sushi. I had an hour and a half alone with Jen. That releived some tension, tonight we're going to get my sister wasted so she passes out early. Then we'll have plenty of time to do all that I need to do. I'm going to need at least 5 hours. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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