New Special Forces??

Bossman351 · November 29th, 2005, 12:59 AM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq. The soldiers will be been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They don't like Jesus, country music, beer, or pick-ups.

4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This insures that the mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!

AtlanticBlue99 · November 29th, 2005, 07:45 AM

haha, i cant believe a few far-left dudes think we will LOSE the conflict in Iraq. damn treasonist speakers

sAJ1420 · November 29th, 2005, 01:42 PM

lol thats funny shit... tell them they got their teeth too

AtlanticBlue99 · November 29th, 2005, 06:12 PM

tell then they get new trucks if they kill 100 iraqis

November 29th, 2005, 12:59 AM	#1
Bossman351 Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: On the trailer.......broke. Posts: 1,258 iTrader: 0 reviews	New Special Forces?? The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq. The soldiers will be been given only the following facts about the Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They don't like Jesus, country music, beer, or pick-ups. 4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This insures that the mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK! __________________

November 29th, 2005, 07:45 AM	#2
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,859 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha, i cant believe a few far-left dudes think we will LOSE the conflict in Iraq. damn treasonist speakers __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

November 29th, 2005, 01:42 PM	#3
sAJ1420 Hardcore Enthusiast 2000 Audi S4 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: MA Posts: 1,332 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol thats funny shit... tell them they got their teeth too __________________ A U D I //S4 2000 6MT/TT/AWD Stage 3 in the works.. 460+ awhp 455 lb/ft torque, 500+ awhp on race gas

November 29th, 2005, 06:12 PM	#4
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,859 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	tell then they get new trucks if they kill 100 iraqis __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

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