Heaven Can Wait...

oldernewbie · July 1st, 2008, 06:04 PM

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question,
'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first'.
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said,
'Sister, I think it's your feet'.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
'Oh! God, I'm comi ng!
'... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.

The Nun fainted

TheBusher · July 1st, 2008, 06:06 PM

I liked the "If dad hadn't pinned her down..." part

oldernewbie · July 1st, 2008, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by TheBusher

I liked the "If dad hadn't pinned her down..." part

Punch Line FTW. lol

MustangMo · July 1st, 2008, 06:47 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!! Thats some funny shit right there!!

July 1st, 2008, 06:04 PM	#1
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Heaven Can Wait... WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'. 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first'. 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet'. The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm comi ng! '... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'. The Nun fainted __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

July 1st, 2008, 06:47 PM	#4
MustangMo Enthusiast 1993 1.8 Acura Integra Ls Slow Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Madison, VA Posts: 740 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMFAO!!!!!!! Thats some funny shit right there!! __________________ {Burn Rubber Not Your Soul}

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