[G.T. Rags]

They must not actually pay there employees to work. They just have them stand around and let the custemer do everything.

My friend recently moved and needed to get some new furniture and household essentials. Some shelves, racks, pictures, frames, grill, hammock, etc. We figured we could get all this shit, and maybe even a lil more there.

So we have no clue as how to navigate this store, where items are located, so, first things first, we ask an employee walking around for some help. The first 45 year old single mother of 4 who's to fugly to strip anymore was no help to us, as in she was a greeter, and never actually ventured past the shopping karts.....

strike 1

so now we embark through the store, and i won't lie, we wound up getting caught up in an amaxing 19 year old blondes ass and walked halfway through the store before we realized we were now "in the jungle." my friend approaches the next employee, who didn't even have the respect to stop, just tells him she's off the clock, and to go find someone else. my friend asked her where the mops where.

strike 2

fast foward 5 minutes of wandering and we ask this middle school drop out which would be a better wireless network card. After 5 minutes of him explaining how everything works, my buddy just looks over at me eyes wide open, grabs a usb card thingie, and takes off running.

strike 3

so where like fuck this shit, lets get the hell out of here while where still sane. We start heading for the cashier, but wait. we wondered through the store staring at the beautiful ass for so long that we were like 2 5 year olds trying to find kindergarden the first day. In the distance what do we see, a manager talking on a walkie talkie.

SALVATION. After calling out to her 3 or 4 times as we make our 10 foot approach, she makes direct eye contact with us, and turns around and takes off down the bedding isle. We both lost our cool at the moment, and yelled out a few absentities at this bitch that I'm sure would have burned the nearby childrens ears if they could speak fucking english, but we all know they can't, so no flaming...

strike 4

we finally make are way through the isles, smells, and groups of 16 year old mothers and I see a SubWay/Nathans. My buddy gets on line, and I'm like, "Yo, I hope u don't get shot or something, but I need a fucking hot dog after all that, WINGMAN OUT" and make my way over there. I get a soda and a hot dog. Well, when i opened the box the mustard packet fell out as i was walking to the door, in the middle of the entrance way. So, I look left, i look right, and i see lil mini bar i can put my food on and go pick this thing up. I put my stuff down, and out of instinct throw my straw wraper out that i was holding in my hand. Next thing i know the mustard packet comes sliding across the floor, and some RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER had the nerve to ask me to pick it up. Now, normally i would have done it with no problem, as to thats what my intentions were, but this RAGSY wannabe was just no oridnary Sand PATRON, but a SAND EMPLOYEE and the ex strippers partner in greeting.

STRIKE 5

I pick the mustard packet up off the ground, walk straight over to custemer service, and SLAM the packet on the counter, spraying the place down is mustard fire. I look at the lady, who looks as if i just pulled out a gun, and in a very calm voice while munch on my nathans hot dog (which had a stale bun BTW) exactly what had just happened in the store. Oh, and not just the kicking of the mustard packet, but everything that i just went through in the store. I even told her the place smell like my courtyard the day the cesspool comes to pump it.

As she begins to apoligize i tell her to save it, i don't deserve an apology, because i stooped down to the level of courtesy that there employees showed me, and lifted my mustard covered hand flipped her off.

/rant

PS. it's a fucking shame too, cause i found a phat ass bike that i was gonna go back and by for like $90, but i'm almost positive my face is gonna be on a lil poster in the backroom saying "beware of disgruntled shopper"

[2006GTARPD3]

That was the best fucking story I have ever read on these forums. You should be a writer bro.

Reps

[zinc02GT]

[graystang01]

i hate walmart. luckily i know where to find everything i need in there

[MustangMatt96GT]

Walmart wouldnt sell me a can of PB blaster because i wasnt 18...

I hate walmart. BTW they dont pay thier employees. Look in the Rocky Mountain News today...

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by MustangMatt96GT Walmart wouldnt sell me a can of PB blaster because i wasnt 18... I hate walmart. BTW they dont pay thier employees. Look in the Rocky Mountain News today...

link?

[graystang01]

Originally Posted by MustangMatt96GT Walmart wouldnt sell me a can of PB blaster because i wasnt 18... I hate walmart. BTW they dont pay thier employees. Look in the Rocky Mountain News today...

link?

[graystang01]

damn... rags beat me to it

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by graystang01 link?

beat u

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by graystang01 damn... rags beat me to it

u win this round *shakes fist*

[MustangMatt96GT]

Wal-Mart workers win big award, Frank Azar says : Updates : The Rocky Mountain News

[weezer]

i work part-time in the shoes at walmart. hate the job but i get paid alright so thats the only reason im workin there. people here are pretty cool, even though all the workers here are old pretty much. basically everyone knows what they're talking about in their own departments.

and walmarts rules are really strict. like you aren't supposed to take tips or help people off the clock. i've done both lol. took the tip cause the lady insisted. i'll take 5 bucks haha

[MustangMatt96GT]

It was much more indepth in the paper tdoay that i read at work...

[06RedfireGT]

I hate Walmart. It is impossible to find an employee who knows their ass from a hole in the ground.

But everybody just flocks to it like sheep.

[graystang01]

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop u win this round *shakes fist*

its go time mofo!!

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by weezer i work part-time in the shoes at walmart. hate the job but i get paid alright so thats the only reason im workin there. people here are pretty cool, even though all the workers here are old pretty much. basically everyone knows what they're talking about in their own departments. and walmarts rules are really strict. like you aren't supposed to take tips or help people off the clock. i've done both lol. took the tip cause the lady insisted. i'll take 5 bucks haha

dude, it's just common curtousey. Do u know how many times I'l go into a store i've never been in and ask a CUSTERMER to tell me where a product was located, and gotten a smile and and answer.

we were asking directions, it's common courtesy.

next time though that i catch a walmart shopper on the open road and he motions for me to roll my window down i'm gonna tell him that I'm off the clock, ask the car behind me, he looks like he's working

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT I hate Walmart. It is impossible to find an employee who knows their ass from a hole in the ground. But everybody just flocks to it like sheep.

because they do in fact have the cheapest prices.

if u can go to a store and buy a 42 inch tv for 1200 or the exact same tv for 1800 where u gonna go?

[06RedfireGT]

Online.

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT Online.

Walmarts prices still come pretty damn close dude.

or do u mean buy it from walmarts website?

[Sleeper_Stang_89]

I go to walmart to get kicked out... one time me and two buddies decided to go to the extreme messing with people... My one buddy wore homemade daisy dukes, a "I prefer dick's to hooter's" (shirt from a wing place) shirt, a hard hat, sunglasses and military boots... the put walked around on his phone talking to me... we were video taping him and I had my phone on speaker so you could hear what people said and see their reaction.....lol.... one of the employees started dissin on him for being gay and he took a little container with bbq sause and hit the employee in the face with bbq sauce...